Your New Boyfriend

Intro : E E7 C#m Am

ELife Isn't Quite What I Thought It'd Be
When G#I Was A Kid On Voip
I C#mThought When I'd Get Older,
I'd AMarry Her.. IAm Told Her

But ENow I'm 26, Work In An Office
G#9 'Til 5, Not The Best, I'll Be Honest
C#m  If I Could Change A Single AThing
I'd Make It AmMe And Not Him..

(Chorus)
But AHe's In Your Bed,
AmI'm In Your Twitch CEhat
AI've Got The Key
And AmHe's Just A DoormatE​
And AEven Though He's GotAm Social Skills
That EDoesn't Mean I Can'tE7 Pay The Bills
AAnyway, Make TheAm Most Of Him,
Cause EShe Moves On
Pretty G#Bloody Quick, OAoh.Am.
F#mYour New Boyfriend's An Arseh0Le (Wo !)

Int. : E G# C#m A Am
       E G# C#m A Am

Yeah, EI've Met Jared
(Of Course I've Met Jared)
The G#One That Took You Away From Me
C#m  You Hit It Off Instantly
I AKnow, Cause You Won't StopAm Telling Me
I've ESeen His Jawline, 
Shoulders And Muscles
G#Push Against His Fashion Sense
I've C#mThought About
What He Looks Like Nude
A (I'm Not Gay ThoughAm)  E​

Cause EShe's Living The Dream.G#.
Oh, C#mShe's Living The Dream..
From ABack When We WereAm Seventeen
EShe's Living The Dream.G#.
Oh, C#mShe's Living The Dream
From ABack When We WereAm Seventeen

EHow On Earth Can I Be Saved?
When EI'm One Click Away From Insane
C#m  I Just Think That I Deserve
A ALittle Bit OfAm What I Earned
I'm ENot Gonna Make Another Scene
G#The One I Made When I Was 23
Means I'm C#mNot
Allowed In Disney World A  Am   A​

(Chorus)
But AHe's In Your Bed,
AmI'm In Your Twitch CEhat
AI've Got The Key
And AmHe's Just A DoormatE​
And AEven Though He's GotAm Social Skills
That EDoesn't Mean I Can'tE7 Pay The Bills
AAnyway, Make TheAm Most Of Him,
Cause EShe Moves On
Pretty G#Bloody Quick, OAoh.Am.
F#mYour New Boyfriend's An F#mArseh0Le

Int. : E G# C#m A Am

I EThink About You EverG#yday..
So C#mHow On Earth Can I BAe SavedAm..
I EThink About Him A Lot G#As Well
C#mMaybe If He Wasn't Fine AAs HellAm..
Cause You're EBeauty.. And You'reG# Grace
Your C#mTelephone Calls
Are AMy FavoriteAm Place
E  I Want You ToG# Notice Me
C#m  With No Restraining AOrderAm Please
(Jason DeruElo!)
I Want You To G#Care..
C#m  I Want To Smell YoAur HairAm.. E​

Intro : B B7 G#m Em

BLife Isn't Quite What I Thought It'd Be
When D#I Was A Kid On Voip
I G#mThought When I'd Get Older,
I'd EMarry Her.. IEm Told Her

But BNow I'm 26, Work In An Office
D#9 'Til 5, Not The Best, I'll Be Honest
G#m  If I Could Change A Single EThing
I'd Make It EmMe And Not Him..

(Chorus)
But EHe's In Your Bed,
EmI'm In Your Twitch CBhat
EI've Got The Key
And EmHe's Just A DoormatB​
And EEven Though He's GotEm Social Skills
That BDoesn't Mean I Can'tB7 Pay The Bills
EAnyway, Make TheEm Most Of Him,
Cause BShe Moves On
Pretty D#Bloody Quick, OEoh.Em.
C#mYour New Boyfriend's An Arseh0Le (Wo !)

Int. : B D# G#m E Em
       B D# G#m E Em

Yeah, BI've Met Jared
(Of Course I've Met Jared)
The D#One That Took You Away From Me
G#m  You Hit It Off Instantly
I EKnow, Cause You Won't StopEm Telling Me
I've BSeen His Jawline, 
Shoulders And Muscles
D#Push Against His Fashion Sense
I've G#mThought About
What He Looks Like Nude
E (I'm Not Gay ThoughEm)  B​

Cause BShe's Living The Dream.D#.
Oh, G#mShe's Living The Dream..
From EBack When We WereEm Seventeen
BShe's Living The Dream.D#.
Oh, G#mShe's Living The Dream
From EBack When We WereEm Seventeen

BHow On Earth Can I Be Saved?
When BI'm One Click Away From Insane
G#m  I Just Think That I Deserve
A ELittle Bit OfEm What I Earned
I'm BNot Gonna Make Another Scene
D#The One I Made When I Was 23
Means I'm G#mNot
Allowed In Disney World E  Em   E​

(Chorus)
But EHe's In Your Bed,
EmI'm In Your Twitch CBhat
EI've Got The Key
And EmHe's Just A DoormatB​
And EEven Though He's GotEm Social Skills
That BDoesn't Mean I Can'tB7 Pay The Bills
EAnyway, Make TheEm Most Of Him,
Cause BShe Moves On
Pretty D#Bloody Quick, OEoh.Em.
C#mYour New Boyfriend's An C#mArseh0Le

Int. : B D# G#m E Em

I BThink About You EverD#yday..
So G#mHow On Earth Can I BEe SavedEm..
I BThink About Him A Lot D#As Well
G#mMaybe If He Wasn't Fine AEs HellEm..
Cause You're BBeauty.. And You'reD# Grace
Your G#mTelephone Calls
Are EMy FavoriteEm Place
B  I Want You ToD# Notice Me
G#m  With No Restraining EOrderEm Please
(Jason DeruBlo!)
I Want You To D#Care..
G#m  I Want To Smell YoEur HairEm.. B​