The Old Dun Cow

Where It Says G To F It's A Walk Down From 3Rd Fret
On The E String To 1St On The E String

Verse 1
Some FGmriends And I In A Public House
Were PFlaying Dominoes One Night. Gm​
When InFto The D#Room The Barman Came
His D#Face All Chalky WDhite.
“WhatGm‟S Up?” Says Brown. “Have You Seen A Ghost?"
"Have You SeeF Your Aunt MarGmia?”
“Oh, Me AuntF Maria BD#e Buggered,” Says He,
“The BD#loody Pub‟S On FirDe!”

Verse 2
“GmOn Fire?” Says Brown, “What A Bit Of Luck!"
F"Everybody FolloGmw Me!"
"Down To FThe Cellar, D#If The Fire‟S Not There,"
"We‟Ll HaveD# A Rare Old Spree.D”
So WeGm All Went Down After Good Old Brown,
And BoozFe We Could Not GmMiss,
And We FWeren‟T TherD#e Five Minutes Or More
D#Till We Were All HaDlf-Pissed.

Chorus
And TGmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LFicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloGmor.
F“Booze, Booze!” The D#Firemen Cried,
As TD#hey Came Knockin’ At The DDoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟GmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebFody! Shouted "MaGmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We FAll Got BluD#e-Blind PaDralytic Drunk
When The D#Old Dun CDow / CaughtGm Fire.

Verse 3
Then SGmmith Went Over To The Port-Wine Tub
And FGave It A Few Hard KnocksGm; (Clap Clap)
And SFtarted D#Taking Off His Pantaloons,
LikewD#ise His Shoes And SDocks
“HoldGm On,” Says Brown, “We Can‟T Have That,"
"YoFu Can‟T Do That IGmn Here.
“Don‟T GoF WashingD# Your Trotters In The Port-Wine Tub,"
When We‟D#Ve Got All This LitDe Beer.”

Chorus
And TGmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LFicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloGmor.
F“Booze, Booze!” The D#Firemen Cried,
As TD#hey Came Knockin’ At The DDoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟GmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebFody! Shouted "MaGmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We FAll Got BluD#e-Blind PaDralytic Drunk
When The D#Old Dun CDow / CaughtGm Fire.

Verse 4
WellGm, Then There Came An Awful Crash,
HaFlf The Bloody Roof Gave GmWay.
We Were FDrownedD# In The Firemen‟S Hose,
StilD#l We Were GoingD To Stay.
So We GmGot Some Tacks And Our Old Wet Slacks
And We FNailed Ourselves InGmside,
And We FSat There D#Swallyin‟ Pints Of Stout
Till WD#e Were Bleary EDyed.

Chorus
And TGmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LFicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloGmor.
F“Booze, Booze!” The D#Firemen CDried,
As TD#hey Came Knockin’ At The DDoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟GmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebFody! Shouted "MaGmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We FAll Got BluD#e-Blind PaDralytic Drunk
When The D#Old Dun CDow / CaughtGm Fire.

Verse 5
LGmater That Night When The Fire Was Out
We FCame Up From The Cellar GmBelow
Our PFub Was BD#urned, Our Booze Was Drunk
And Our D#Heads Were A-Hangin’ LDow
"Oh LoGmok,” Says Brown, With A Look Quite Queer
It Seemed FSomething Caught His GmIre
"We’ve FGotta Get D#Down To Murphy’s Pub
It D#Closes On The HDour!"

Chorus
And TGmhere Was Brown, Upside Down,
LFicking Up The Whiskey Off The FloGmor.
F“Booze, Booze!” The D#Firemen Cried,
As TD#hey Came Knockin’ At The DDoor (Clap Clap)
“Don‟GmT Let Them In Till It‟S All Mopped Up,"
SomebFody! Shouted "MaGmcintyre." (Macintyre)
And We FAll Got BluD#e-Blind PaDralytic Drunk
When The D#Old Dun CDow / CaughtGm Fire.