Just Pull The Pint

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Intro
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Verse 1
I CWalked Into The Local At A CQuarter After GFour
GI Pushed Back The Hinges On That GHeavy Oaken CDoor
I Was CFleeing From The Kitchen And The CSmell Of Boiling FFat
For Me Wife FRita's Got The CCabbage On And I GCan't Be Having CThat

Verse 2
I Took Me CUsual Bar Stove, Gave The CWood A Friendly GPat
I Said The GRoast Beef's Famous And A GPint To Go With CThat
The CBarman Looked At Me As If I'd CSpoken JapaFnese
He FDidn't Move A CMuscle, Didn't GEven Aim To CPlease   C​

Verse 3
He CPointed To A Little Square, A CJumble Of A GBlot
I GSaid Is That A Crossword Or A GCoffee Stain You've CGot
He CSaid You Scan The Qr Code To CSee The Sunday FFair
Then You FOrder On The CPortal And You GPay Your Money CThere

Bridge
AmI Pulled Out The EmNokia, The FHinges Held By CTape
I AmTried To Find The EmCamera But The FScreen Is Out Of GShape
No CWi-Fi And No FData, It CBarely G/BMakes A AmCall
The FGuinness Tap Is CTwo Feet Off And GThat's The Worst Of CAll

Chorus
Just Pull The CPint, Just Pull The Pint, How CHard Can It GBe
I've Been GDrinking In This Place, Since G196C3
You've Got A CTap, I've Got A Fiber, Let's CKeep The Logic FClear
Since FWhen Do I Need CSoftware, Just To GBuy A Feckin' CBeer   C​

Verse 4
I CLooked Around The Room And Saw A CTragic Silent GSight
A GDozen People Hunched And Staring GAt A Glowing CLight
No CBanter In The Pub, No Stories CTold, No Laugh To FShare
Just FFingers Tapping CGlass, While The GQr Code CGlared

Verse 5
Then COut Comes The Manager, He's CBarely 2G4
With A GHaircut Like A Poodle And His GPolicy In CStore
It's EfCficient, Sir, He Told Me, It's The CModern Floor Plan FWay
While The FDinner's Sitting CCold Upon A GLonely Kitchen CTray    C​

Verse 6
I CDidn't Raise Me Voice, I Didn't C'Cause A Bloody GScene
I GWouldn't Waste Me Breath Upon A GGodforsaken MaCchine
I Said You've CGot The Technology, You've CGot The Apps And FGear
But You've FLost The Very Thing, C  That Makes A GMan Want A CBeer

Verse 7
I Told Him CWhere To Put His App, I CMade The Message GPlain
Then I GWalked Out Hungry, Empty Into The GDrizzling Irish CRain
I'd CRather Starve In Silence Than To CGo Through With This FShite
I'd FRather Face Whatever CBreeders GBurn To Death ToCnight

Chorus
Just Pull The CPint, Just Pull The Pint, How CHard Can It GBe?
I've Been GDrinking In This Place, Since G196C3
You've Got A CTap, I've Got A Fiver, Let's CKeep The Logic CFlear
Since FWhen Do I Need CSoftware Just To GBuy A Fecking CBeer?    C​

Outro
Cut CTo The Kitchen Table, Where The Fluorescent Light Is GDim
I'm Sitting In Me Jacket With A Face That's Grey And CGrim
No Portal, And No Password, Just A Plate Of Spuds And FMeat
And A FGlass Of Lukewarm CWater Just To GMake The Thing ComCplete
FBreeder Drops The CCabbage Down, I GDon't Say A Bloody AmWord
I FJust Let Out One CLong Groan, The GLoudest Ever CHeard
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