A Therapy Session In North Carolina

Intro
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Verse 1
DFrench Braids E7And A Ginger Ale
A GTherapy Session In North Carolina
A AFlight Attendant That Could Not Have Been Finer

DA Compliment Please,E7 Or A Cigarette
But GOnly One Showed At That Dinner For Two
And AIt Wasn't Me So It Must Have Been You

Pre Chorus
GOh How ANice
You Actually DHave Your ALife ToBmgether
GBut Don't You AEver

Chorus
Wanna Go DCraE7zy
And Live With Your GMum In An Apartment At A33
DDate All Of The People That You E7Find On The Street
And GLive In A World Where Nobody Likes The ALook Of Your Cv
But DYes I'm A Fully FunctioE7ning Mother Of Two
And GI Better Go 'Cause I AGot A Lot Of Stuff To Do
DAs They Say "Dinner E7Don't Make Itself"
So GDeliveroo Is What I Use
And AMy Mum, Poor Love, Can't Tell

Instrumental
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Verse 2
DLong Conversations E7And Short Goodbyes
I'd GLove You If I Could Remember Your Name
But AI'm Forgetful And A Little To Vain
DA Record PlayerE7 From A Vintage Store
It GProbably Would Have Been Cheaper On Ebay
ABut Then Again At Least It Went To Elaine

Pre Chorus
GWho's Probably ANice
And Actually DHas Her ALife ToBmgether
GBut Don't You AEver

Chorus
Wanna Go DCraE7zy
And Live With Your GMum In An Apartment At A33
DDate All Of The People That You E7Find On The Street
And GLive In A World Where Nobody Likes The ALook Of Your Cv
But DYes I'm A Fully FunctioE7ning Mother Of Two
And GI Better Go 'Cause I AGot A Lot Of Stuff To Do
DAs They Say "Dinner E7Don't Make Itself"
So GDeliveroo Is What I Use
And AMy Mum, Poor Love, Can't Tell

Bridge
DThe Degree That I Didn't Get
The E7Family Dog That Should Go To The Vet
The GGuy That I Dated That Came Out As Gay
The AMoney That I Probably Should Have Saved
DThe Wine Glasses That Haven't Been E7Washed
And Time Passes And I Don't Give A GToss
My Mother Works More Hours Than AMe
She's Clinically Vlunerable And 6D3

The Propaganda I Fall For
E7Dodgey Guys And I Only Want More
GThe Plastic I'm Using Is Filling The AOcean
I Walk Into Room And I Cause A CoDmmotion

The Dates, The Drinks, The Dole
E7The Car That I Bought That I Never Sold
The GGuy On The Street That Told Me To Smile
AI Haven't Had A Job In A While

Chorus
I'm DCrazyE7​
And Live With My GMum In An Apartment At A33
DDate All Of The People That I E7Find On The Street
And GLive In A World Where Nobody Likes The ALook Of My Cv
But DYes I'm A Fully FunctioE7ning Mother Of Two
And GI Better Go 'Cause I AGot A Lot Of Stuff To Do
DHey Little Lady Get YourE7self On The Right Road
So On GBenefits, Is How I Live
And AMy Mum, Poor Love, Don't Know

Outro
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