Country Christmas

'Twas The Night Before Redneck Christmas
When All Through The Trailer
Not A Creature Was Stirring
Not Even Carol The Neighbor
The Stocking Was Hung
By The Window Unit With Care
In Hope That St. Nicholas Would Soon Be There
Thirteen Children Were All Nestled In One Bed
And Visions Of Doughnut Holes And Candied Bacon
Danced In Their Heads
And Mom In Her Onesie And Me In My Red And Black
Plaid Buc-Ee's Fuzzy Socks
Had Just Settled Our Brains
After Watching Seven Hours Of Tik-Tok

Intro
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Verse 1
Eight Point C#mRack On Daddy's Chevy's GAot A Rudolph Nose
FireEplace Decked Out In Crochet Camo
'Tis The C#mSeason To Cut Your Own TAree
But All Year 'ERound We Got Our Winter Green
Wal-C#mMart Poinsettias DecorAating The Porch
ERed And White Hat On A BTwelve Hand Horse
Blarin'C#m   Miss Dolly On The VAinyl Horn
Ain't Nothing Like The BNight BeEfore

Chorus
A C#mSleigh Bell Country CAhristmas
RedEneckers Gonna Do It All BDifferent
We Got C#mWhiskey On Our WAish List
Lone EStar On The Top Of That BTree
Oh-Oh-Oh C#mShut My Mouth With Some PAecan Pie
EMoonshine, Jingle Bells And BMuscadine Wine
Ol' C#mSanta's Two Stepping In The KAitchen
It's A ESleigh Bell Country Christmas E    E    E​

Verse 2
C#mMomma Bought Her Buddy Stocking SAtuffers From Buc-Ees
If You're ESipping Mamaw's Eggnog You BMight Get Lucky
Singing C#mGuitar Carols With My PAarking Lot Puppy
Most EWonderful BTime Of The EYear

Chorus
A C#mSleigh Bell Country CAhristmas
RedEneckers Gonna Do It All BDifferent
We Got C#mWhiskey On Our WAish List
Lone EStar On The Top Of That BTree
Oh-Oh-Oh C#mShut My Mouth With Some PAecan Pie
EMoonshine, Jingle Bells And BMuscadine Wine
Ol' C#mSanta's Two Stepping In The KAitchen
It's A ESleigh Bell Country Christmas

Bridge
C#mFa La La La LAa
EDeck The Halls With BYa'll And Dolly
C#mFa La La La LAa
Ain't EGot No Snow It's A Hot Tamale
C#mFa La La La LAa 'TEis The Season TBo Be Jolly
C#mFa La La La LAa,  E    Yee Haw

Chorus
A C#mSleigh Bell Country CAhristmas
RedEneckers Gonna Do It All BDifferent
We Got C#mWhiskey On Our WAish List
Lone EStar On The Top Of That BTree
Oh-Oh-Oh C#mShut My Mouth With Some PAecan Pie
EMoonshine, Jingle Bells And BMuscadine Wine
Ol' C#mSanta's Two Stepping In The KAitchen
It's A ESleigh Bell Country Christmas,  Merry Christmas