Wasted On The Senate Floor

Verse 1
Csus2  We Ran Aground In The Philippines
G  Interpreting What HenriDsus4 Bergson Means
Csus2  When He Says Life Must Be Durational
That FeelsG Million ToDsus4 One
Csus2  Collapsed In Grace On The Carpeting
G Trade Missionaries Set ToDsus4 Bargaining
Csus2 We Have No Use For Tricky Marketing
GWe Make Self-EvidentDsus4 Claims
Csus2We Say, "Let The Products Sell Themselves"
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Like The Minutemen Said
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Verse 2
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GOur Currency's Almost At Dsus4Parity
Csus2I'd Try To Talk, But Apparently That'sG Not Attractively Tough  Dsus4​
Csus2We Tripped And Fell When We Formed A Team
GWe Fixed Ourselves With FDsus4ibrin Soldering
Csus2Wait, I Was Wrong, That's Called Fibrin Glue
GWe Have Enough Dsus4​

Chorus
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She Said, Em"Blah Blah Blah, I'm Getting BorDsus4ed"
RepublicaCsus2n Watchman From Virginia WraDsus4ps His Fist In A FlEmag
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Bridge
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Verse 3
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Csus2 The Price Is Only What Inflation Pulls
GThe Rules Are Strictly InDsus4formational
Csus2We Showed Up Late To The Exxon Rave
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Chorus
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And We Cast Our EmEyes To The StrDsus4obe Out

Break down
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