Intro
Verse
I Really Want Some Yoghurt Well, Not Exactly Yoghurt
But It Has A Taste Of Yoghurt And Also Kinda Look Like Yoghurt
The Shape Should Be Like Yoghurt Some People Will Think It's Yoghurt
But With A Closer Look At My Yoghurt You'll Discover It's Not Yoghurt
Banana, Vanilla Strawberry - Put It In Your Mouth Yoghurt... Ah
Papaya, That's What I Am Guava, Talking About Chocolata,
In The Face Yoghurt
So My Car Broke Down... Yoghurt I Took The Bus... Yoghurt
Had To Stand Because Of The Yoghurt And Then I Met This Girl Diog Ourt
Common Interest: Yoghurt So We Start To Talk About The Yoghurt
And The Way She Pronounces Yoghurt Just Make My Heart Go - Yoghurt!
Raspberry - Oh My God! Maracuja Mango Yoghurt
Cherry - Put It In Your Mouth Pineapple - Suck It,
Suck It Tutti Frutti Yoghurt
Wow! Nice Break... Guys
I Heard Rumors Of Some Yoghurt Some Special Kind Of Yoghurt
And I Saw This Store Called Djoghurt Could This Be It? Djoghurt?
I Said Excuse Me, Sir Djoghurt? Is That A Special Kind Of Yoghurt?
He Said Forget About The Yoghurt The New Thing Now Is Djoghurt
Hook
It's So Amazing, Yes This Thing Is Gonna Blow Your Mind
It Is The Sweetest, Softest, Purest Thing You'll Ever Find
You Think You've Tried It, But Remember - It's A Special Kind
It's Not Yoghurt, It's Djoghurt
Bridge
Umami Wasabi - Burning On The Tongue Carpaccio Djoghurt
Pastrami, Tandoori, Parmigiano Djoghurt
Tabasco - Put It In Your Mouth Aioli - Suck It,
Suck It Chili Con Carne Djoghurt
Gazpacho, Chevre, Anaconda, Djoghurt Herpes Simplex, Herpes Duplex,
Outro
Hepatitas, Djoghurt, Pellegrino, E. Coli, Legionella, Djoghurt