Charming

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Charming, As Performed By Pattycake Feat. Jordan Litz
Written By Layne Stein And Anthony Wakim
Chords By Ingmar Ollieuz
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Released As A Single In April 2026
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Intro
You DKnow They Named Me, Charming
Not GCharles, Not G/EClifford, Not DKent
Just Am9Charming, No Last DName
Like GmI'm A Gm/EPerfume A7Scent

"Just D#Find A Girl!" My Father Said
And G#Then ProG#/Fduce AnD# Heir
Well I B7Have The Girl.... Well, Had
Where Did A#sus/FCharming Get Me? A#7​
Nowhere  D#7​

Verse 1
I G#Enter A BaG#maj7ll, And The G#6Whispers BegG#maj7in!
"He's G#Dashing, So Cm7Handsome!Bm7 Would YouA#m7 Look At His Grin?D#7"
I'm A#mJust Supposed To A#mmaj7/FSmile, AndA#m7 Give The Girl AD#7 Twirl!
ForA#susget My Plans For A#7A Democracy, D#susGirls Just See Keys D#7To The Monarchy  A#m7     D#7​

Verse 2
Does G#Anyone AskG#maj7 What I G#6Think Of The War?G#maj7    Nope!
Or G#Taxes, Or RoCm7ads, OrBm7 LiterallyA#m7 Anything MoD#7re?
They A#mWant The Handsome A#mmaj7/FTrophy Man
And A#m7Not The 5-Year D#7Plan!
I A#susTried To Lead With A#7Good Diplomacy
D#All They Want Is D#m7Pomp And G#7Pageantry

Pre-Chorus
Cb  Then, There's CbmHer. The G#Girl Who Lost Her F7Shoe
And A#susDisappears Like A#7Every Plot Hole A#m7I See ThroughD#7​

Chorus
I'm More Than Just G#  CharmiG#maj7ng
I'm More Than A A#m7Smile   D#7​
I'm More Than The A#m7Arm Piece, That A D#7Princess Needs
To G#Walk Her Down The AisD#m7le    G#7​
I CbBalanced Our ECbmconomy And G#Opened Trade Last Year
I D#susCut The Tariffs
D#7But That's Not What Cm7They All Want To HearF7   F(b9)​
I'm Cb6Just The Guy To Fdim/DSearch The Land
With G#/D#Fragile Footwear F7In His Hand
I'm More Than Just A A#m7Charming D#7Prince For A G#Girl!  G#m/B      A#m7     D#7​

Verse 3
A G#Boy Meets A G#maj7Girl But, He G#6Finds Out She's G#maj7Dead!
My G#Job Is To Cm7Save Her,Bm7 So TheA#m7 Plot Moves AheD#7ad
I'm A#mJust A Prince, A NA#mmaj7/Foun, No Name!
ExA#m7ist, But Don't ComD#7plain
A#susFind A Princess A#7That You Love But Then
D#You Find Out There's D#susSeven D#7Other Men
D#7    "Wait What?"

Verse 4
A G#Princess Is G#maj7Cursed, That's The G#6Setup I G#maj7Guess
A G#Girl, A Witch, A Cm7Prince
I Bm7Mean, That's A#m7It More Or Less D#7​
Just A#mSave The Girl, That's A#mmaj7/FGreat
No Plans For A#m7Healthcare, War Or D#7State!
No, You A#susLet The Princess A#7Do The Feeling
D#Your Job Is Just To D#m7Do The G#7Kneeling

Pre-Chorus
And CbBy The Way, We Picked You A CbmBride
Your G#Future's Pre-AF7greed!
A#mBut Now CmI'm StaCbdimrting To A#7/DWonder
A#m7(b5)/EIs This What I Really NeD#7ed?

Chorus
I'm More Than Just G#Handsome G#maj7​
I'm More Than A A#m7Prop    D#7​
I'm More Than The A#m7Guy In Tights On D#7Horseback
And Whose G#Name They All ForD#m7got!  G#7​
I've CbSmiled Through HyCbmpocrisy To G#Last Me 10 Careers
And For A#m7/D#God's Sake, No More D#7Royal Balls
They're  Cm7Traps With ChanF7delieF(b9)rs
A Cb6Kiss Without ConFdim/Dsent Is Gross
So I G#/D#Guess She'll Lay There F7ComatoseF7​
I'm More Than Just A A#m7Charming D#7Prince For A G#Girl! G#m/B      A#m7     D#7    Cb​

Bridge
CmWe Act The Cmmaj7/GRole,     AnCm7d We Wear TheF7 Crown
A#mWe Lift Them UpA#mmaj7/F,      ButA#m7 They Hold UsD#7 Down
I Could Dm7Stop Global Warming, But G7No One Would Care
In A G7Princess's Story
Is The Prince Even G7There? G#7​

Chorus
I'm More Than Just C#Charming
Do I Get A D#m7Plot? Probably Not
I'm Just A D#m7Face They Frame
Wait, D#m7What's His Name?
I'm The C#Hero TD#m7hey ForgotC#/F!
So F#If You Want A FF#mairytale, GoC#/F And Buy The BoA#7ok
But D#m7News For You
The D#m7Prince Inside It Fm7Only Has OneA#7 LookA#(b9)!
Stand F#6Tall And Smile
C#dim/GDon't Offend
That's C#/G#Where The Royal TA#7raining Ends
A#7    I'm More Than Just A
D#m7Handsome, Gallant, A#m/FMindless, CharmingF# Prince
G#susFor   G#7A   C#Girl!  C#7/B        F#     D#m     C#/G#        C#​