Houdini

Skit: Paul Rosenberg
Hey, Em, It's Paul
Hh, I Was Listening To The Album
Good Fucking Luck, You're On Your Own

Dm Guess Who's BacGmk, Back Again?
A Shady's BacDmk, Tell A Friend
Dm Guess Who's BacGmk, Back Again?
A Shady's BacDmk, Tell A Friend

Dm Guess Who's BacGmk, Back Again?
A Shady's BacDmk, Tell A Friend
Dm Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back
Gm Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back
A Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back
Dm Guess Who's Back

(DadadaDm Da Da DaGm Da Da Da)
(DadaAda Da Da DaDm Da)

Well DmLook What The Stork Brung (What?)
Little Baby GmDevil With The Forked Tongue
And It's Stickin' Out AYeah Like A Sore Thumb
(Bleah)
With A Forehead DmThat It Grew Horns From
Still A White Jerk

Dm Pullin' Up In A Chrysler To The CGmypher
With The Vic's, Percs And A Bud Light Shirt
ALyrical Technician An Electrician
Dm Ya'll Light Work

And I Don't Gotta DmPlay Pretend
It's You I Make Believe
GmAnd You Know I'm Here To Stay Cause Me
AIf I Was To Ever Take A Leave
DmIt Would Be Aspirin To Break A Feve

DmIf I Was To Ask For Megan Thee
GmStallion If She Would Collab With Me
AWould I Really Have A Shot At A Feat?
I Don't AKnow But I'm Glad To Be Back, Like

Reff :
 ADmbra AbracGmadabra (And For My Last Trick)
 A I'm Bout To Reach In My Bag,Dm Bruh
 ADmbra AbracGmadabra (And For My Last Trick) 
 A Just Like That And I'm Back,Dm Bro

Now DmBack In The Days Of Old Me
(When) Right Around The GmTime
I Became A Dope Fiend
Ate Some CoAdeine, As A Way Of Coping
Taste Of ODmpiates, Case Of O.e

Turned Me IntDmo Smiley Face Emoji
My Shit May GmNot Be Age Appropriate
But I AWill Hit An Eight Year Old In The Face 
DmWith A Participation Trophy

Cause I Have DmZero Doubts
That This Whole GmWorld's 'Bout
To Turn Into Some AGirl Scouts
That Censorship DmBureau's Out
(To Shut Me Down)

So When DmI Started This Verse
It Did Start Off GmLight Hearted At First
But It Feels Like AI'm Targeted Mind Bogglin'
How AMy Profit Has Skyrocketed

Look What DmI Pocketed
Yeah The Shit Is Just GmLike
Ya'll Have Been Light Joggin' And
I've ABeen Running At Full Speed
And That's Why DmI'm Ahead Like My Noggin And

I'm The DmFight Ya'll Get In When You Debate
Who The GmBest But Ops I'm White Chalkin' When
I AStep Up To That Mic Cock It Then
(Oh My AGod, Its Him Not Again)

Reff :
 ADmbra AbracGmadabra (And For My Last Trick)
 A I'm Bout To Reach In My Bag,Dm Bruh
 ADmbra AbracGmadabra (And For My Last Trick) 
 A Just Like That And I'm Back,Dm Bro

Dm Sometimes I Wonder What TheGm Old Me'd Say
(If When)
A If He Could See The Way ShitDm Is Today..
Dm He'd Probably Say That EverGmything Is Gay
(Like Happy)
A What's My Name, What's My Name..?

How Many DmLittle Kids Still Wanna Act Like Me
GmI'm A Bigger Prick Than Cacti Be
And AThat's Why These
Words Sting Just Like DmYou Were Being
Attacked By Bees

In The DmCoupe Leaning Back My Seat
Bumpin' R. GmKelly's Favorite Group
The Black Guy Pee's
A In My Air Max 90'S
White DmT's Walkin' Parental Advisory

Dm My Transgender Cat's Siamese
IGmdentifies As Black, But Acts Chinese
ALike A Motherfuckin' Hacky Sack I Treat
The DmWhole World Cause I Got It At My Feet

How DmCan I Explain To You
That Even MyGmself, I'm A Danger To
I Hop On Tracks ALike A Kangaroo
And Say A Few AThings Or Two To Anger You
(But Fuck That)

If I DmThink That Shit, I'ma Say That Shit
GmCancel Me What? Ok That's It
Go AAhead Paul Quit Snake Ass Prick,
You DmMale Cross Dresser, Fake Ass Bitch

Dm And I'll Probably Get Shit For That
(Watch)
But GmYou Can All Suck My Dick, In Fact
Fuck AThem-Fuck Dre, Fuck Jimmy, Fuck Me,
Fuck DmYou
Fuck My Own Kids They're Brats
(Fuck 'Em)

Dm They Can Screw Off, Them And You All,
Gm You Too Paul, Got Two Balls,
A Big As Rupaul's, What You Thought YouDm Saw
Ain't What You Saw

Cause You're Never Gonna DmSee Me
Caught Sleepin' And See The KidnapGmpin'
Never Did Happen
Like Sherri PaApini, Harry Houdini,
I Vanish InAto Thin Air As I'm Leaving Like

Reff :
 ADmbra AbracGmadabra (And For My Last Trick)
 A I'm Bout To Reach In My Bag,Dm Bruh  (Like)
 ADmbra AbracGmadabra (And For My Last Trick) 
 A Just Like That And I'm Back,Dm Bro