Emperor X

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A Mouthful Of Increasingly-dangerous Substances

I Am Not Very Good At Making Tabs So If You Have Any Corrections Please Make Them. The Actual Chords Of The Song Are An Octave Down Especially The Dmaj7. But I Couldnt Figure Out How To Transpose It C

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Wasted On The Senate Floor

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The Crows Of Emmerich

In A Dark Park In Emmerich. We Took A Break To Rest Our Feet. Someone Was Playing The Backstreet Boys On The Stereo. Too Loud For Us To Sleep. The Team Was Practicing In The Stadium. And We Saw A Crow

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I Am A Beached Whale

I Am A Beached Whale. Far Away From Your Buildings. I Feel The Weight Of The World. And Itll Probably Kill Me. The Solution Is Plain To See. Ill Send A Message Across The Sea. In Whale. I Saw You Fall

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Pissing With The Flashlight On

No Please Correct Anything You Find Incorrect. Im Like 90 Sure The D Is Wrong But Its The Closest Chord I Could Find. Also The G7 Sounds Closer To The Song If Its Played Without The First Finger On Th

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Ostrich Toss

Ostrich Toss By Emperor X. Threw Me Off Playing To The Song As I Dont Think It Was Recorded At A 440Hz So This Is The Closest Thing. Watch Out That The Lengths Of Some The And Ends Change In Parts. I