Intro
(Optional Tabs)
Verse 1
She's A Pastor's Daughter, Nobody Loves Her
She's Two-Hundred And Fifty Pounds, And Not One Of 'Ems Muscle
Nobody Got Her Any Braces Like The Others
So She's Still Gaptoothed Like My Mother
Verse 2
It Was The Summer Of 2007
When I Mistook A Half-Rolled Joint And Her Lips For Heaven
I Guess I'm Not That Into It, Nothing To Compare
It Was Easier To Lie To Myself When She Was There
Chorus
But I'm Still Seeing Kristin On The Side
But I'm Still Seeing Kristin On The Side
And She's The Only One Who Even Knows What's On My Mind
I'm Still Seeing Kristin On The Side
Interlude
Verse 3
We'd Go To Church On Sunday And Write Notes In Our Hymnals
In A Red Pen We'd Draw Up All Our Future Tattoos
Then Spike The Coffee Afterwards With Stolen Spirits
Say Here's My Body, Here's My Blood Too
Verse 4
And She Never Spoke In Tongues, But Her Tongue Said What I Would Not
She Never Spoke Her Mind So Her Mind Was Lost On Me
But I Kissed Her Brother At Her Nineteenth Birthday Party
I Never Felt So Alive Or So Free
Chorus
But I'm Still Seeing Kristin On The Side
But I'm Still Seeing Kristin On The Side
And She's The Only One Who Even Knows What's On My Mind
I'm Still Seeing Kristin On The Side
Interlude
Verse 5
I Could Have The Life Wrenched Out Of Me But I Can't Jimmy Anyone's Heart
I Could Go Back To The Girl Who’s Known Me From The Start
I Could Crumple Fifty Bucks Inside My Pocket, I Could Say Goodbye
I Could Stroll To Certain Bars Downtown With A Cold Look In My Eye
Chorus
But I'm Still Seeing Kristin On The Side
But I'm Still Seeing Kristin On The Side
And She's The Only One Who Even Knows What's On My Mind
I'm Still Seeing Kristin On The Side
Interlude
Outro
She Says Boy, Say Why Be Lonely When You Could Just Come Home With Me?
I Guess That She's More The Adventurous Kind.
