Intro
Verse 1
I’ve Been Camel Crushing On The Waffle House Waitress
Knows The Way I Like My Eggs And My Bacon
She’s A Good Hearted Woman That Loves Some Waylon
A Little Box Dye Beauty Who Was Made For Me
Won’t Shoot Whiskey But She Loves Her Green
Got A Tweety Bird Tat Above Her Low Rise Jeans
Pre-Chorus
I Got Half A Mind To Crawl Over This Counter And Give Her A Ring
Call Me Crazy But I Think We Could Have A Good Thing
Chorus
We Could Have A T Post Fence And Mutts In The Yard
Throw Our Cigarette Butts In A Pbr
Save Our Cash In A Folgers Can
Spend It On A New Used Minivan
For My Three Kids By My Two Baby Mamas
Hope She Don’t Mind A Little Drama
Post Chorus
Might Be The Coffee Talking But I Think We Could Have A Good Life
I Think I’d Like Her To Be My Next Ex Wife
Verse 2
We’ll Put A Double Wide Out Behind Her Daddy’s Barn
If Her Brother Steers Clear I’ll Get The Farm
I’d Be Happy With Just The Truck
She’s Got Red Flags In Her Copenhagen Halo
Got A Thing For Fried Green Tomatoes
And She Knows How To
Test Her Luck
Chorus
We Could Have A T Post Fence And Mutts In The Yard
Throw Our Cigarette Butts In A Pbr
Save Our Cash In A Folgers Can
Spend It On A New Used Minivan
For My Three Kids By My Two Baby Mamas
Hope She Don’t Mind A Little Drama
Post Chorus
Might Be The Coffee Talking But I Think We Could Have A Good Life
I Think I’d Like Her To Be My Next Ex Wife
Instrumental
Bridge
It May Not Last Forever That's The Truth
But I’ll Hang Around As Long As She Wants Me To
Chorus
*All Cut Off Except For Acoustic And Vocals Til Fill*
We Could Have A T Post Fence And Mutts In The Yard
Throw Our Cigarette Butts In A Pbr
Save Our Cash In A Folgers Can
Spend It On A New Used Minivan
For My Three Kids By My Two Baby Mamas
Hope She Don’t Mind A Little Drama
Post Chorus
Might Be The Coffee Talking But I Think We Could Have A Good Life
I Think I’d Like Her To Be My Next Ex Wife
Outro