Verse 1
Never Went To Wizard School, Never Read Their Books
Magic’s In My Bloodline, Don’t Need Second Looks
While They Memorise Their Spells From Dusty Ancient Tomes
I’m Casting Shit At Random, Burning Down Their Homes
Pre-Chorus
Feel It Building Up Inside My Soul
N.c.
Time To Let The Wild Magic Roll
Chorus
Riding The Tides Of Chaos Tonight
One Spell Away From Pure Delight
Or Blowing Up Everything In Sight
Wild Magic Baby, Hold On Tight!
Verse 2
N.c.
Tried To Cast A Simple Light To Brighten Up The Cave
Now I’m Purple For An Hour And The Goblin’s Been Enslaved
Party’s Learned To Duck And Cover When I Start To Glow
‘Cause Fifty-Fifty Chance We’re Putting On A Show
Pre-Chorus
Feel It Building Up Inside My Soul
N.c.
Time To Let The Wild Magic Roll
Chorus
Riding The Tides Of Chaos Tonight
One Spell Away From Pure Delight
Or Blowing Up Everything In Sight
Wild Magic Baby, Hold On Tight!
Verse 3
Sorcery Points Like Cocaine, Metamagic’s My High
Extended Spell Duration Till The Day I Fucking Die
Empowered My Eldritch Blast, Rolled Maximum Damage
Then Wild Magic Kicked In, Now I Speak Only Sandwich
Verse 4
N.c.
Born With Chaos In My Veins, Ancient Power’s Curse
Every Cantrip That I Cast Could Make Things So Much Worse
Wanted To Heal The Fighter, Turned Him Bright Neon Blue
Now He Glows Like A Disco Ball, What The Fuck Did I Do?
Verse 5
Wizards Think They’re So Smart With Their Spell Preparation
I’ve Got Raw Fucking Power And Zero Hesitation
Sure, I Might Age Backwards Till I’m Twelve Years Old
But Think Of All The Child Discounts, Worth Their Weight In Gold!
Bridge
Magic Missile Turns To Butterflies, That’s Just Tuesday For Me
Accidentally Cast Polymorph, Now The Rogue’s A Manatee
Never Know What Chaos I’m About To Make
Reality’s My Bitch For Wild Magic’s Sake!
Final Chorus
Riding The Tides Of Chaos Tonight
One Spell Away From Pure Delight
Or Blowing Up Everything In Sight
Wild Magic Baby, Hold On Tight!
Outro
Wild Magic Baby, That’s My Life
Cutting Through Reality Like A Knife
Chaos Incarnate, Born To Be Free
This Crazy Magic’s All Of Me!