Intro
I Only Like You
‘Cause Your Mum’s A Spunk
We’re Only Friends Because Of Her
You Can Keep All Your Lego
And Racing Car Sets
It’s Your Mum That I Really Prefer
Verse 1
When We All Play In The Playground
And The Other Kids Give You A Serve
I Stick Up For You
Though Deep Down I Think
It’s Something You Really Deserve
Chorus
I Only Like You
‘Cause Your Mum’s A Spunk
We’re Only Friends Because Of Her
You Can Keep All Your Masters Of The Universe
It’s Your Mum That I Really Prefer
Verse 2
When We All Have To Choose Partners
I Always Come Over To You
You Smell Like A Toilet
You Look Like A Fool
But A Man Does What He Has To Do
Chorus
I Only Like You
‘Cause Your Mum’s A Spunk
We’re Only Friends Because Of Her
You Can Keep Your View-Master
And Star Wars Figures
It’s Your Mum That I Really Prefer
Bridge
D’you Think I, Could Take On
Your Dad In A Fistfight?
And Does She Have Any
Unmarried Sisters
Chorus
I Only Like You
‘Cause Your Mum’s A Spunk
We’re Only Friends Because Of Her
You And Your Things Aren’t The Reason I Come
I Don’t Like Your Stuff And I Think That You’re Dumb
Outro
I Only Hang Out With You
‘Cause Of Your Mum
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| ~ Vibrato
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