Intro
Verse 1
I Always Get Into Stuff
Just As It's Finishing Being Cool
I'm Never Quite Brave Enough
To Take A Chance On Something New
That's For Someone Else To Do
Oo-Oo-Ooo-Oo
Verse 2
I'm Never Too Far Behind
I Follow The Trends
But I Never Take Any Risks
I'm Not Ahead Of The Pack
I'm Just With The Pack
Towards The Back
Chorus
I'm Not The Middle Of The Road
But It's A Safe Distance From Where I Stand
I've Got The Greatest Hits
Of Some Very Cutting-Edge Bands
Post-Chorus
Well, I'm Thinking Of Getting A Nose Ring
Now That I've Seen One On "Neighbours"
Oo-Oo-Oo-Ooo-Oo
Verse 3
I Always Get Into Stuff
Just As It's Finishing Being Cool
I've Got One Of Those Little Silver Scooters
Out The Back
Which I Bought In 2002
Oo-Oo-Oo-Ooo-Oo
Oo-Oo-Oo-Ooo-Oo
Chorus
Taking A Chance
That's Just Not For Me
If There's Four Levels Of Cool
Then I'm At Level Three
Post-Chorus
It goes :
Freakishly Cool People First
Cool People Next
Then There's Me
...And Then My Mum
Bridge
Be-Bew-Be-De-Bep-Bew
I Bought All The Pearl Jam Albums
Last Year
Hey...isn't Chapel Street
Cool?
Verse 4
I Never Try To Set A Trend
'Cause I've Been Hurt Before
The Only Time I Went Out On A Limb
It Didn't Work Out For The Best
A Bandanna Round My Chest
Over A Vest
Verse 5
I Always Get Into Stuff
Just As It's Finishing Being Cool
Taking Such Big Fashion Risks
That's For Rock Stars To Do
Outro
You Can Afford
To Wear Whatever You Like
When You Get That Much Poontang
N.c.
Do You Like That Word?
N.c.
Poontang?
N.c
I Think It's Cool
N.c
What Do You Think?
Me Neither
