Intro
Verse 1
There's A Bombshell Blonde Down At The Dive
Works Real Late Every Tuesday Night
Well, If You Got The Money, Boy, She's Got The Time
Verse 2
There's A Redheaded Girl All The Way Across Town
Lives With Her Daddy In Her Grandma's House
You Can Only Pick Her Up When He's Passed Out
Pre-Chorus
We Live A Few And Far Between
This Small County Ain't Got No Queen
Chorus
Cause It's Slim Pickins Where I'm From
You Got Better Luck When A Scratch Off Ticket Trying To Find Someone
Well, You Can't Be Picky Or Take Too Long
Soon As A Good One Comes, They're Gone
Cause It's Slim Pickins Where I'm From
Verse 3
There's A Pretty Brunette At The Hair Salon
Better Not Try To Do Her Wrong
Cause The Whole Town Know The Truth Before Too Long
Verse 4
That Blackhead Girl Moved To La
Big City Blues Brought Her Back This Way
Won't Say What She Had To Do For That Escalade
Pre-Chorus
Well, They're Few And Far Between
This Small County Ain't Got No Queen
Chorus
Cause It's Slim Pickins Where I'm From
You Got Better Luck When A Scratch Off Ticket Trying To Find Someone
Well, You Can't Be Picky Or Take Too Long
Soon As A Good One Comes, They're Gone
Cause It's Slim Pickins Where I'm From
Interlude
Bridge
Well, If You Want To Find One All Yourself
You're Going To Have To Ask Everybody Else
These Days, The Only Girls I See Are On Late-Night Shows And In Magazines
Chorus
Cause It's Slim Pickins Where I'm From
You Got Better Luck When A Scratch Off Ticket Trying To Find Someone
Well, You Can't Be Picky Or Take Too Long
Soon As A Good One Comes, They're Gone
Cause It's Slim Pickins Where I'm From
Oh Yeah, It's Slim Pickins Where I'm From
Outro
Well, They Look Real Pretty And Come Across Sweet
This Town Ain't Got Much Left To See
Cause It's Slim Pickins Where I'm From
Oh, Yeah, Damn It
Slim Pickins Where I'm From
