Verse 1
It's Inappropriate To Dance At A Funeral
But I Can't Help It These Funky Feet Cannot Lie And I Know
It's A Faux Pas To Groove A Little Cha-Cha
At A Memorial But I Can't Help It If I Don't Dance, I Might Cry
Chorus
Mamma Told Me, "It's A Sad Sad Day."
"But I Promise Given Time, All Things Will Be Ok."
"When You Speak After The Sermon, Speak From Your Heart
And Please Try Not To Make Another Dance-Floor Start."
N.c.
Will You Try? Yes. Will You Try Hard? No.
Verse 2
It's Inappropriate To Dance At A Funeral
When They're Playing The Sad Slideshow
I Hear 'Em Crying, But It Sounds Like
"Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah" Staying Alive
It's Unforgivable To Bust A Red Hot Mambo
But If I Don't, I'll Explode
I'll Have To Do It On The Down Low
Don't Draw Attention Now
Outro
Keep Calm Keep It The Funky Mourning
Keep It Funky But Keep It On The Down Low Yeah
Don't Judge Me This' Just How I Metabolize Grief
