Verse 1
Playing With My Pencil Case As Time Escapes From Me,
The Table I Am Working On Becomes A Battlefield.
My Pencils Turn To Soldiers, And They Look To Me To Lead Them,
'Cause My Mind, It Tends To Wander When I'm Trying To Study.
Verse 2
So I Take My Stripes As General In This Land Of Make-Believe,
My Pens, They March Through Wastelands Over Plates And Cutlery,
Set their eyes on the horizon and they spy the enemy :
A Fifteen-Inch-Screened Laptop With My Notes On Networking.
Pre-Chorus
And I Snap Back To Reality.
Chorus
Procrastinating’s Getting Kinda Frustrating,
I Just Can't Get It Through My Brain.
I'm Staring At My Notes On Screen,
And Pornhub Tries To Distract Me,
I Masturbate My Worries Away,
And Now I'm Too Tired To Work.
Verse 3
Staring Out My Window, Imagining A Scene,
Where I'm In The Land Of Dinosaurs, And They're All Looking In At Me.
I See Two T-Rexes Having Sex With Jeff Goldblum's Dead Body,
'Cause My Mind, It Tends To Wander When I'm Trying To Study.
Verse 4
One Dinosaur Lets Out A Roar, And I Am Terrified,
He Looks At Me And I Can See The Hunger In His Eyes.
Then I Realise, To My Surprise, This Dino Looks Like David White,
I Think I Might Be Losing My Mind, Yeah.
Pre-Chorus
And I Snap Back To Reality.
Chorus
Procrastinating’s Getting Kinda Frustrating,
I Just Can't Get It Through My Brain.
I'm Staring At My Notes On Screen,
And Pornhub Tries To Distract Me,
I Masturbate My Worries Away,
And Now I'm Too Tired To Work.
Much Too Tired To Work.
I Need A Breeeeaaaak.
