From The Album "You May Offend" (2026)
Intro
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Verse 1
Someone Somewhere Saw A Sailor Sliding Down A Wall
Nosy Neighbours Note The Strangers Standing In The Hall
Chorus
Just An Easy Rhyme Marking The Passing Time
Just An Easy Rhyme Marking The Passing Time
Marking The Passing Time
Verse 2
Football Failures Find A Foreign Team To Share Their Views
Nauseating Northern Britons Dressed In Tartan Truths
Chorus
Just An Easy Rhyme Marking The Passing Time
Just An Easy Rhyme Marking The Passing Time
Marking The Passing Time
Bridge
A Silly Slip Of The Pen
A Livеr Spot On The Hand
A Thought Played Out On Rewind
Instrumental
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Verse 3
Dowdy Daughtеrs Dream The Duchess Of Good Marriage Hopes
Well Begottens Work Their Minds While Naming All The Popes
Chorus
Just An Easy Rhyme Marking The Passing Time
Just An Easy Rhyme Marking The Passing Time
Just An Easy Rhyme Marking The Passing Time
Marking The Passing Time
Instrumental
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Outro
(Easy Rhyme) Easy Rhyme Marking The Passing Time
(Easy Rhyme) Easy Rhyme Marking The Passing Time
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