Intro
Verse 1
Monster Multispeed Vibrator
Everready Pp3
Coffee, Ginseng, Percolator
Love Cream And Vitamin E
Get Hip, Unzip Your Lip And Flip Out Now
Allow Your Jowl A Howl And Rip Out Now
Chorus
Miss Universe Is Not Averse
To Bisexuality
I Think Abortion Is A Caution
And I Like To Ski
Instrumental
Verse 2
Arab Strap, 10” Erection
Vacuum Pumps And Padded Pants
Carrot Juice For The Complexion
Stud 100, Chocolate Ants
Get Smart, And Start To Tart Your Heart With Art
Spread Out Your Head And Educate Your Parts
Chorus
Miss Solar System, When Asked To List Them
Said She Had No Men
I’m Still A Virgin, With No Urge In
Vote For My Hymen
Solo
Verse
Karma Sutra, Perfumed Garden
Shave The Legs To Smooth From Rough
Esteé Lauder, Chanel, Arden
Eyebrow Pencil, Powder Puff
Get High, Untie Your Thigh And Fly, Lotte
Submerge In A Dirge And Emerge Potty
Chorus
In Silver Bells And Little Else
I Wiggle And I Sway
I’ll Either Be A Penthouse Pet
Or An Easy Lay
