Intro
Verse
Now Somewhere In The Black Mountain Hills Of Dakota,
There Lived A Young Boy
Named Rocky Raccoon, And One Day His Woman Ran Off With Another Guy
Hit Young Rocky In The Eye Rocky Didn't Like That,
He Said I'm Gonna Get That Boy
So One Day He Walked Into Town,
Booked Himself A Room In The Local Saloon
Rocky Raccoon Checked Into His Room, Only To Find Gideon's Bible
Rocky Had Come Equipped With A Gun, To Shoot Off The Legs Of His Rival
His Rival It Seems Had Broken His Dreams,
By Stealing The Girl Of His Fancy
Her Name Was Magil And She Called Herself Lil,
But Everyone Knew Her As Nancy
Now She And Her Man Who Called Himself Dan,
Were In The Next Room At The Hoe Down
Rocky Burst In And Grinning A Grin,
He Said Danny Boy This Is A Showdown
But Daniel Was Hot, He Drew First And Shot,
And Rocky Collapsed In The Corner, Ah
Instruments
Verse 2
Do Do Do Do Do Do Now The Doctor Came In Stinking Of Gin,
And Proceeded To Lie On The Table
He Said Rocky You Met Your Match,
And Rocky Said, Doc It's Only A Scratch
And I'll Be Better I'll Be Better Doc As Soon As I Am Able
And Now Rocky Raccoon He Fell Back In His Room,
Only To Find Gideon's Bible
Gideon Checked Out And He Left It No Doubt,
To Help With Good Rocky's Revival, Ah
Outro
