You Booked The Night Train For A Reason..
So You Could Sit There.. In This Hurt..
Bustling Crowds Or Silent Sleepers..
You're Not Sure Which Is Worse..
(Chorus)
Because I.. Dropped Your Hand While Dancing
Left You Out There Standing
Crestfallen On The Landing
Champagne Problems..
Your Mom's Ring In Your Pocket
My Picture In Your Wallet
Your Heart Was Glass, I Dropped It
Champagne Problems..
You Told Your Family For A Reason..
You Couldn't Keep It In..
Your Sister Splashed Out On The Bottle..
Now No One's Celebrating..
(Chorus)
Dom Pérignon, You Brought It
No Crowd Of Friends Applauded
Your Hometown Skeptics Called It
Champagne Problems..
You Had A Speech, You're Speechless
Love Slipped Beyond Your Reaches
And I Couldn't Give A Reason
Champagne Problems
Your Midas Touch On The Chevy Door
November Flush And Your Flannel Cure
"This Dorm Was Once A Madhouse"
I Made A Joke, "Well, It's Made For Me"
How Evergreen, Our Group Of Friends
Don't Think We'll Say That Word Again
And Soon They'll Have The Nerve To
Deck The Halls That We Once Walked Through
One For The Money, Two For The Show
I Never Was Ready So I Watch You Go
Sometimes You Just Don't Know The Answer
'Til Someone's On Their Knees And Asks You
"She Would've Made Such A Lovely Bride
What A Shame She's F*Cked
In The Head," They Said
But You'll Find The Real Thing Instead
She'll Patch Up Your Tapestry That I Shred
(Chorus)
And.. Hold Your Hand While Dancing
Never Leave You Standing
Crestfallen On The Landing
With Champagne Problems
Your Mom's Ring In Your Pocket
Her Picture In Your Wallet
You Won't Remember All My
Champagne Problems
You Won't Remember All My
Champagne Problems
