I Have This Thing Where I Get Older
But Just Never Wiser..
Midnights Become My Afternoons..
When My Depression Works
The Graveyard Shift All Of The People..
I've Ghosted Stand There In The Room..
I Should Not Be Left To My Own Devices
They Come With Prices And Vices
I End Up In Crisis, Tale As Old As Time..
I Wake Up Screaming From Dreaming
One Day I'll Watch As You're Leaving
Cause You Got Tired Of My Scheming,
For The Last Time..
Reff :
It's Me, Hi..
I'm The Problem, It's Me..
At Teatime.. Everybody Agrees..
I'll Stare Directly At The Sun
But Never In The Mirror
It Must Be Exhausting Always Rooting
For The Anti-Hero..
Sometimes I Feel Like Everybody
Is A Sexy Baby..
And I'm A Monster On The Hill..
Too Big To Hang Out
Slowly Lurching Toward Your Favorite City..
Pierced Through The Heart
But Never Killed..
Did You Hear My Covert Narcissism
I Disguise As Altruism
Like Some Kind Of Congressman
Tale As Old As Time..
I Wake Up Screaming From Dreaming
One Day I'll Watch As You're Leaving
And Life Will Lose All Its Meaning
For The Last Time..
Reff :
It's Me, Hi..
I'm The Problem, It's Me..
At Teatime.. Everybody Agrees..
I'll Stare Directly At The Sun
But Never In The Mirror
It Must Be Exhausting Always Rooting
For The Anti-Hero..
I Have This Dream My Daughter-In-Law
Kills Me For The Money..
She Thinks I Left Them In The Will..
The Family Gathers 'Round And Reads It
And Then Someone Screams Out..
"She's Laughing Up At Us From Hell!"..
It's Me, Hi..
I'm The Problem, It's Me..
It's Me, Hi..
I'm The Problem, It's Me..
It's Me, Hi..
Everybody Agrees..
Everybody Agrees..
Reff :
It's Me, Hi..
I'm The Problem, It's Me..
At Teatime.. Everybody Agrees..
I'll Stare Directly At The Sun
But Never In The Mirror
It Must Be Exhausting Always Rooting
For The Anti-Hero..
===Original Chord===
I Have This Thing Where I Get Older
But Just Never Wiser..
Midnights Become My Afternoons..
When My Depression Works
The Graveyard Shift All Of The People..
I've Ghosted Stand There In The Room..
I Should Not Be Left To My Own Devices
They Come With Prices And Vices
I End Up In Crisis, Tale As Old As Time..
I Wake Up Screaming From Dreaming
One Day I'll Watch As You're Leaving
Cause You Got Tired Of My Scheming,
For The Last Time..
Reff :
It's Me, Hi..
I'm The Problem, It's Me..
At Teatime.. Everybody Agrees..
I'll Stare Directly At The Sun
But Never In The Mirror
It Must Be Exhausting Always Rooting
For The Anti-Hero..
Sometimes I Feel Like Everybody
Is A Sexy Baby..
And I'm A Monster On The Hill..
Too Big To Hang Out
Slowly Lurching Toward Your Favorite City..
Pierced Through The Heart
But Never Killed..
Did You Hear My Covert Narcissism
I Disguise As Altruism
Like Some Kind Of Congressman
Tale As Old As Time..
I Wake Up Screaming From Dreaming
One Day I'll Watch As You're Leaving
And Life Will Lose All Its Meaning
For The Last Time..
Reff :
It's Me, Hi..
I'm The Problem, It's Me..
At Teatime.. Everybody Agrees..
I'll Stare Directly At The Sun
But Never In The Mirror
It Must Be Exhausting Always Rooting
For The Anti-Hero..
I Have This Dream My Daughter-In-Law
Kills Me For The Money..
She Thinks I Left Them In The Will..
The Family Gathers 'Round And Reads It
And Then Someone Screams Out..
"She's Laughing Up At Us From Hell!"..
It's Me, Hi..
I'm The Problem, It's Me..
It's Me, Hi..
I'm The Problem, It's Me..
It's Me, Hi..
Everybody Agrees..
Everybody Agrees..
Reff :
It's Me, Hi..
I'm The Problem, It's Me..
At Teatime.. Everybody Agrees..
I'll Stare Directly At The Sun
But Never In The Mirror
It Must Be Exhausting Always Rooting
For The Anti-Hero..