Shirtless In Hell
Intro
Verse 1
We Met On A Tuesday, The Fourth Day Of May,
She Was Buying A Cold Brew; I Didn’t Know What To Say.
Our Eyes Had Just Met And She C Mentioned My D7 Sweater,
My C Heart Did A Flip But I D Should’ve Known G Better.
Verse 2
Now I’m Not The Kind, That Would C Be So D7 Direct,
C Meeting New People, I’m D More Circumspect.
But She Didn’t Seem Mind Or C Couldn’t Have D7 Cared,
Her C Lack Of Reserve Left Me D So Unpre-G Pared.
Chorus 1
She Was Pulling The String On My Favorite Red Sweater,
I Didn’t Ask Her To, But I Definitely Let Her.
Took Me Years To Knit And Had Stories To Tell,
Don’t C Leave Me Alone And Shirtless In Hell.
Verse 3
Now Days Have Gone By, And She’s Stuck In My Head,
Like The Scent Of That Coffee, I Still Smell In My Bed.
She’s Still Pulling The String She Started That Night,
Now My Sweater’s Unraveling, I’m Losing The Fight.
Verse 4
The Following Tuesday I Hoped Fate Had A Plan,
She Was There By The Window With A Book In Her Hand.
I Smiled And I Waved, But She Didn’t Respond,
She Looked Right Through Now My Sweater Is Gone.
Chorus 2
She Was Pulling The String On My Favorite Red Sweater,
I Didn’t Ask Her To, But I Shouldn’t Have Let Her.
Took Me Years To Knit And Had G Stories To D7 Tell,
Don’t Leave Me Alone And Shirtless In Hell.
Bridge
Maybe I Should Wear A Blue Sweater Instead,
And Stop Letting Love Mess With My Head.
One Pull On That String And My Heart Came Undone,
I Was Hoping Against Hope That She Was The One.
Chorus 3
She Was Pulling The String On My Favorite Red Sweater,
Praying For Love, But I Should’ve Known Better.
Now I’m Stuck With A String That I’m G Still Trying To Quell,
Just One More Lonely Man Whose Shirtless In Hell.
Outro