Verse 1
Early Sunday Morning
The Doorbell Rings
And I Come Runnin'
I Pay The Paperboy
Now I Can Enjoy
A Mighty Good Read
Oh, Brenda Starr
Now You're Coverin' A Foreign War
I Wish That You'd Report
To Me
Verse 2
A Technicolor Dream
You Are The Queen
Bathed In Primary Colors
I Love To See You Pout
But You Don't Put Out
Like The Girls In 3-G
Is Your Head Really Red?
Do Your Husbands All End Up Dead?
I Wish That You'd Report
To Me
Instrumental
Verse 3
I Often Think It's Cold
That Your Life Unfolds
Next To Nancy And Sluggo's
When Really You Belong
Upon The Front Page
This Is Your Destiny
Oh, Brenda Starr
You're A Media Superstar
I Wish That You'd Report
To Me
Outro
They Say You're 2-Dimensional
I Think It's Almost Criminal
They Say You're 2-Dimensional
I Think It's Almost Criminal
They Say You're 2-Dimensional
I Think It's Almost Criminal
They Say You're 2-Dimensional
I Think It's Almost Criminal
They Say You're 2-Dimensional
I Think It's Almost Criminal
