Intro
Verse 1
I Woke Up Early Tuesday Morning,
Coffee Going Cold Beside Me.
I Had A Dream About A Better Life,
And An Operating System.
I Typed The Words Into The Browser,
Hit Download Like A Man Who's Grown.
But There Was Nothing On The Other Side,
Just Windows 10.
Chorus
And I Can't Download Windows Nine,
No Matter How Hard I Try.
I Clicked The Button A Thousand Times,
But There's Nothing There To Buy.
And I Know It Sounds Like Nothing,
To Somebody Who's Been Through Worse.
But This Is The First Hard Thing I've Faced,
And Honestly, It Hurts.
Verse 2
I Called My Friend And Asked Him,
"Do You Know Where Windows Nine Is?"
He Laughed For Half A Second,
Then Explained It Isn't Real.
I Stared Out Through The Window,
At The Houses Down The Street.
Everyone Was Carrying On With Life,
While I Refreshed The Page Again.
Chorus
And I Can't Download Windows Nine,
No Matter What They Say.
I've Searched The Forums Through The Night,
I've Wasted Half My Day.
And Maybe This Is Growing Up,
To Learn Some Things Aren't There.
You Can Want Something With All Your Heart,
And Still Get Absolutely Nowhere.
Bridge
Maybe There's No Windows Nine,
Maybe There Was Never One.
Maybe The Real Windows Nine
Was The Friends We Made Along The Way.
My Screen Is Still On Windows Ten,
The Update Says It's Fine.
But I'll Always Wonder What It Meant
To Almost Have Windows Nine.
Chorus
And I Can't Download Windows Nine,
I've Finally Come To Terms.
Sometimes Life Just Closes Doors,
And Sometimes Microsoft Does.
I'll Take The Good With What I've Got,
I'll Try To Carry On.
And Maybe One Day I'll Look Back
And Laugh At What Went Wrong.
But Tonight I'll Sit Here Quietly,
With This Laptop By My Side.
Windows Ten Is Asking Me To Restart,
And I Think I'll Let It Slide.
Outro
I Guess I'll Be Alright...
Maybe I'll Be Alright...
There Was Never A Windows Nine...
But I Really Thought There Might Be.
