"F Myself"
To The Person Who Called Me
An Old Hag, Flop
You Need To Stream My Whole Catalog
Tell Me Why These Fussy Bitches
Just Lack Love, It Has To Stop
(Uh Uh Uh)
If I Wasn't So Deep In Love With Myself
(Uh Uh Uh)
You Might've Fucked My Whole Day
Up As Well (Uh Uh Uh)
No You Didn't Think You Would Get
A Reply (Uh Uh Uh)
Darling, I'll Give You A Piece
Of My Mind..
Reff :
If I Had A Dick,
I Would Definitely Fuck Myself
I Don't Need A Dick
And I Definitely Don't Need Your Help
Try To Get A Grip, (Uh Uh)
Go Outside, Baby, Touch Some Grass
Once You Figure Out (Uh)
How To Love Yourself, Comе On Back
Yeah, Come On Back (Uh Uh Uh)
And Try Again, My Friend.. (Uh Uh Uh)
You Just Probably Wokе Up
With Really Bad Breath Today
Someone Stupid Cut You Off
On The Highway
Something Tells Me That You
Never Felt Truly Safe
And That's Okay (Uh Uh Uh)
Cause I Wasn't Always This Chill
And Refined (Uh Uh Uh)
I Still Say Stupid Shit
All Of The Time.. (All Of The Time)
(Uh Uh Uh)
All That I'm Saying Is
You've Got A Choice (Uh Uh Uh)
I Hope You Can Feel All This
Love In My Voice..
Reff :
If I Had A Dick,
I Would Definitely Fuck Myself
I Don't Need A Dick
And I Definitely Don't Need Your Help
(Don't Need Your Help)
Try To Get A Grip, (Uh Uh)
Go Outside, Baby, Touch Some Grass
Once You Figure Out (Uh)
How To Love Yourself, Comе On Back
While You Were Focusing On Talking Shit
And Bringing Me Down.. (Bringing Me Down)
I Was Just Thinking 'Bout
How Magical You Could Be
If You.. Were In Your Power.. (If You)
Reff :
If I Had A Dick,
I Would Definitely Fuck Myself
(Fuck Myself)
I Don't Need A Dick
And I Definitely Don't Need Your Help
(Don't Need Your Help)
Try To Get A Grip, (Uh Uh)
Go Outside, Baby, Touch Some Grass
Once You Figure Out (Uh)
How To Love Yourself, Comе On Back
(Comе On Back)
Come On Back, Try Again
Oh.. Woah.. Woah..
Try Again, My Friend..