**Title: You Can’t Catch Gay**
Genre: Country
Verse 1
He Kissed His Cousin Billy On A Dare In Second Grade
His Mama Laughed And Told Him, “Boy, You’ll Grow Out Of That Someday”
But When He Saw His Best Friend Swimmin’ Shirtless At The Lake
He Knew Right Then And There, His Heart Had Found Its Way
Verse 2
The Preacher Said, “That Boy Needs Prayer, Or He’s Bound To Go Astray”
But Love Don’t Come From Sermons, It Don’t Work That Kinda Way
You Can’t Cure What Ain’t A Sickness, No Matter What They Say
And Bless Their Hearts For Tryin’, But You Can’t Catch Gay
Chorus
You Can’t Catch Gay Like A Cold In The Wind
It Ain’t In The Water, It Ain’t On Your Skin
It’s Just Who He Is, Not A Game He Plays
So Don’t Go Runnin’ Scared—You Can’t Catch Gay
Verse 3
His Uncle Jokes It’s Fashion Shows And Glitter In His Jeans
But He Still Splits Firewood Every Fall And Wears Boots That Ain’t Too Clean
He Loves His Hometown, Works Hard And Prays
And He Ain’t Tryin’ To Change No One, Just Hopin’ Folks Might Stay
Chorus
You Can’t Catch Gay From A Smile Or A Song
It Don’t Rub Off Just From Taggin’ Along
It’s Love, Not A Virus, That Don’t Fade Away
So Hang Your Fear Up, Buddy—You Can’t Catch Gay
Bridge
So Here’s To Livin’ True And Free
To Bein’ Who You’re Born To Be
Ain’t No Shame In How Folks Shine
His Love Is His, And Yours Is Mine
Final Chorus
You Can’t Catch Gay Like A Rash Or A Sneeze
It’s Just Heartstrings Playin’ Their Own Melodies
So Let The Whole World Dance, Come What May
With Pride And Truth, Y’all—You Can’t Catch Gay
Outro
Yeah, Love Is Love And That’s Okay...
And No, My Friend... You Can’t Catch Gay
