When It Comes To Hitchin' The Boat Up
Backin' Down The Ramp In My Old Truck
To Find A Bunch Of Logs
To Catch A Bunch Of Hogs
Yeah, I Wrote The Book
Yeah, I Wrote The Book
If You Wanna Learn To Throw A Curve Right
To Catch A Clean Up
Lookin' On A Third Strike
Talk A Little Smack While He's Walkin' Back
Yeah, I Wrote The Book
Reff :
But There's One That Lays
By The Lamp On The Nightstand
One That Says Don't Cuss And Don't Fight..
Or Let The Bottle
Turn You Into A Different Man
But Damn If I Don't Do It
Every Friday Night
Those Get You Into Heaven Letters In Red
Ain't Gettin' Read Enough
To Keep Me On A Straight Line
I'm A Jack Of All Trades
But Man I Gotta Say
That's One Book I Didn't Write
I Met A Good Girl She Had Her Life Straight
She Said She Loved
That I Was Good At Everythin'
One Day She Left Me In A Cloud Of Dust
Cause I Never Was Too Good At Pickin' Up..
Reff :
The One That Lays
By The Lamp On The Nightstand
One That Says Don't Cuss And Don't Fight..
Or Let The Bottle
Turn You Into A Different Man
But Damn If I Don't Do It
Every Friday Night
Those Get You Into Heaven Letters In Red
Ain't Gettin' Read Enough
To Keep Me On A Straight Line
I'm A Jack Of All Trades
But Man I Gotta Say
That's One Book I Didn't Write
Yeah, The Good Lord Knows I Need It
I Didn't Write It
But I Probably Oughta Read It..
Reff :
The One That Lays
By The Lamp On The Nightstand
One That Says Don't Cuss And Don't Fight..
Or Let The Bottle
Turn You Into A Different Man
But Damn If I Don't Do It
Every Friday Night
Those Get You Into Heaven Letters In Red
Ain't Gettin' Read Enough
To Keep Me On A Straight Line
I'm A Jack Of All Trades
But Man I Gotta Say
That's One Book I Didn't Write
That's One Book I Didn't Write..
That's One Book I Didn't Write
