Bpm: 155
Released: 1995
Album: Whereabouts Unknown
Intro
Intro
Chorus
Girlfriend's In A Coma, I Know It's Serious,
Girlfriend In A Coma, I Know It's Serious.
Verse 1
There Were Times When I Could Have Murdered Her, Oh Yeah,
I Would Do Anything Not To Have To Hurt Her,
Pre-Chorus
Let Me Ask Ya':
Do You Really Think She'll Pull Through?
Do You Really Think She'll Be All Right?
Do You Really Think She'll Pull Through?
Tonight . . ..
Chorus
Girlfriend's In A Coma, I Know It's Serious, (Girlfriend In A Coma),
Girlfriend's In A Coma, I Know It's Serious, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, (Girlfriend In A Coma).
Instrumental
Verse 2
There Were Times When I Could Have Strangled Her,
Oh But I Don't Want Nothin' To Go Ahead And Mangle Her.
Pre-Chorus
Do You Really Think She'll Pull Through?
Do You Really Think She'll Be All Right?
Do You Really Think She'll Pull Through?
Tonight . . ..
Chorus
Girlfriend In A Coma, I Know It's Serious, Oh Yes I Do,
Girlfriend In A Coma, Girl's Makin' Me Delirious, (Girlfriend In A Coma).
Instrumental
Bridge
There She Was Lyin' In A Coma,
I Could Smell The Hospital Aroma,
She Was Lyin' There Like A Loaf Of Bread,
I Said, "Baby Baby Baby, Are You Dead?"
And She Said... Nothin' At All,
Now Most Of You All Out There Are Thinkin',
"Mojo, You're An Insensitive Idiot Galoot!
Whatever Feelin' You Got In Your Body,
It's So Small You Could Ram It Up A Gnat's Ass,
And It'd Look Like Feast, A Bb In A Boxcar!",
Yeah, Well, Don't Blame Me,
Blame The Writer Of This Song, Morrissey, Yeah,
Don't Blame Me, Blame Morrissey,
Y'know That Fruitcake That Sings In The Smiths?
Don't Blame Me, Blame Morrissey,
Ah, He's Celibate,
Yeah Well, I, Mojo Nixon, Am The Anti-Morrissey,
I, Mojo Nixon, Am The Anti-Morrissey,
Can't You See, Can't You See,
That I Am The Anti-Morrissey,
Ah, 'Cause I'm A Meat Eater,
Yeah, I Like My Meat, And I Like It Sweet,
And I Like To Get Laid, And I Always Get Paid,
Hey, Morrissey, Kiss My Big Hairy Butt.
Chorus
Girlfriend In A Coma, I Know It's Serious, (Girlfriend In A Coma),
Girlfriend In A Coma,
Girlfriend In A Coma,
I Got A Girlfriend In A Coma,
Girlfriend In A Coma,
Girlfriend In A Coma,
Girlfriend In A Coma,
Girlfriend In A Coma, Came From Tacoma,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, . . .,
Oooh . . .
Girlfriend In A Coma,
Girlfriend In A Coma.
Outro
So, You're Pretty Sure, Doc, She's Not Gonna Come Out Of It?
Okay, Thanks.
