Intro
Verse 1
When I Was A Kid I Could Do It All, Play On Through The Scrapes And Bounce Back From The Falls
As I Get Older, It's Becoming Quite Clear, A Steep Set Of Stairs Is Something To Fear
If I Do Too Much, My Joints Start To Shout
I'm Hurting In Spots I Didn't Know About
Chorus 1
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying, I Just Pulled A Muscle Without Even Trying
I Can't Remember What It's Like To Not Have Pain
And According To My Knees We're Gonna Get Some Rain
Verse 2
Back In My 20'S I Could Go All Night, Come Home From The Mill In The Morning Light
Now If I Try To Sit Down In My Chair, I Fall Asleep And Wake Up Snoring And Fighting For Air
One Of These Days I Hope To Get Back To
Being Able To Breathe While I Tie My Shoes
Chorus 2
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying, I Got Carpal Tunnel From Eggs I Was Frying
I Can't Remember What It's Like To Not Have Pain
And According To My Knees We're Gonna Get Some Rain
Verse 3
In My 40'S All The Wear And Tear Started To Show, Now I Wake Up In The Morning Moving Kinda Slow
My Knees Are Wrecked And My Lower Back Too, And Wait Just A Minute How'd I Get That Bruise
When I Stand Up I Can't Help But Groan
And I Really Don't Want Another Kidney Stone
Chorus 3
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying, If I Tell You I'm Ok, I'm Definitely Lying
I Can't Remember What It's Like To Not Have Pain
And According To My Knees We're Gonna Get Some Rain
Chorus 1
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying, I Just Pulled A Muscle Without Even Trying
I Can't Remember What It's Like To Not Have Pain
And According To My Knees We're Gonna Get Some Rain
