Verse 1
When The Lights Go Off At The Grope
And The Guests Have Tp'd Away
A Quiet Settles Over The Stage
A Gizzled Man Starts His Day
Verse 2
He Lays Out All His Tools
He's Ammassed Quite A Collection
When He Starts His Work
He'll Only Stop At Perfection
Chorus 1
It's A Godamn Communial Cum Soup
And It's Running Down The Stairs
Cushy Please Don't Lick It Up,
Well At Least Zana's Holdin' Her Hair
Verse 3
He Grabs His Mop And Bucket
But Cushy Is A Whole Lot Faster
"Sorry Old Man, You're Too Slow
I'm The Cum Drinking Master"
Chorus 2
It's A Godamn Communal Cum Soup
She's Lining Bottles In A Row
Remember Gang, Rule Number 1
Just Don't Let Ashen Know!
Outro
It's A Godamn Communal Cum Soup
