Home Depot
Medium Build
Intro
Verse
He's At The Home Depot Buying All The Stuff To Build A Hou-Ou-Ouse
He's Storming Into Plumbing Talkin' With A Toothpick In His Mou-Ou-Outh
Can't Tell Him Nothing, He's A Pro At Almost Everything
You Got A Question, You Just Ask Him, It's Like Googling
Ain't It A Handful, The Things We Do To Keep The Demons Doooooooown?
Chorus
Hey, Steve's Been Building Walls Since You Were Seventeen
Hey, Steve, Hammered Watching Movies On Repeat
Hey, Steve, Is This How You Pretend To Keep It Cool In A World So Mean?
Verse
He's At The Long Branch Holding Up A Corner Of The Bar-Ar-Ar
Who Broke Your Heart?
And He Says, "Can't Call It Drunk Driving If You're Not Driving Very Faaaaaar"
Ain't No One Checkin' On Ya
He Lost A Hundred Bucks Betting With His Buddies On The Game
He's Always Takin' Credit, But He Ain't Ever Takin' Bla-A-Ame
Chorus
Hey, Steve's Been Building Walls Since You Were Seventeen
Hey, Steve, Hammered Watching Movies On Repeat
Hey, Steve, Is This How You Pretend To Keep It Cool In A World So Mean?
Hey!
Instrumental
Bridge
Yeah, Shove It Down, Bottle Up, Let It Loose, Then Pack It Up
Start A Fight, Break Stuff, Punch A Hole, Patch It Up
Storm Out, Disappear, Show Up With Another Beer
Clench Jaw, Tight Lip, Pretend That You Don't Give A Shit
Chorus
Hey, Hey Steve, Who Broke Your Hear-Art?
Hey, Steve, Ain't No One Checkin' On Him?
Hey Steve, Is This How You Pretend To Keep It Cool In A World So Mean?
Cool In A World That's So Mean?
Outro
He's At The Home Depot Buying All The Stuff To Build A Hou-Ou-Ouse
His Heart's The Only Project He Ain't Got The Tools To Figure Ou-Ou-Out
