Intro
Verse
I Am Paralyzed Watching Real Housewives
Can't Get Out Of Bed To Start My Life
To Become A Mother Or A Singer Or A Runner
I Don't Have Much Time To Decide
I Have Lots Of Cysts On My Ovaries
It's A Black Cloud Hanging Over Me
But I'm Spending My Fertile Years Watching Tv
I Deserve A Media Studies Phd
Chorus
It's My Latest Fixation
The Big One Of Aging
And I Think That I'm So Original
But It Really Does Haunt Me
You're Someone's Kid Then Someone's Mommy
Sun Damaged Like Salami
And It Hits Like A Tsunami
Verse
I've Been Feeling Charmed By The Concept Of Divorce
People Changing Their Minds After They've Performed
Their Certainty So Publicly
Oh But They Looked So Happy
Verse
So If Chaos Is The Only Thing That's Promised
Should I Buy More Shoes And Stay In This Apartment
Watching Real Housewives Until All My Eggs Die?
I'm Running Out Of Time To Decide
Chorus
It's My Latest Fixation
The Big One Of Aging
And I Think That I'm So Original
But It Really Does Haunt Me
You're Someone's Kid Then Someone's Mommy
Sun Damaged Like Salami
And It Hits Like A Tsunami
Bridge
Well, I Know It's A Gift, It's A Gift
And Far Be It From Me To Judge A Bad Facelift
The Years Are Slippery Like They're Supposed To Be
But Get A Gri----I-----P
Get A Gri----I-----P
Get A Gri----I-----P
Chorus
Oh It Really Does Haunt Me
You're Someone's Kid Then Someone's Mommy
Sun Damaged Like Salami
And It Hits Like A Tsunami
Crashing Through My Body
It's A Gift It's A Gift It's A Gift
Get A Grip Get A Grip Get A Grip
It's A Gift It's A Gift Get A Grip
