Bpm: 133D
Key: G Major
Intro 1
Verse 1
They Call Me Mr. Carbohydrate
It's The Only Thing I Can Digest
Xenophobia Or General Disinterest
I Must Catch Up With All This Stuff
Verse 2
They Call Me A Boring Fuck Head
They Say, I Might As Well Work In A Bank
I Tell Them I Wish I Was,
They Tell Me That I'm Sick In The Head
They Say That I'm Sick In The Head
Verse 3
They Call Me Mr. Carbohydrate
They Call Me Mr. Inadequate
They Call Me Mr. Paranoia
They Call Me Mr. Hypochondria
Interlude 1
Verse 4
Have You Heard Of Matthew Maynard?
He's My Fa Vorite Cricketer
I Would Rather Watch Him Play
Than Pick Up My Guitar
Than Play With My Guitar
Verse 5
People Tell Me I Should Get Out More
But The Tv Is My Best Friend
Cynicism Is The Only Thing
That Keeps Me Sane
The Only Thing That Keeps Me Sane
Verse 6
They Call Me Mr.
Carbohydrate
They Call Me Mr. Inadequate
They Call Me
Mr. Paranoia
They Call Me Mr. Hypochondria
Interlude 2
Verse 7
Sometimes I Just Stay In Bed
And Think About The Day
When I Can Retire,
Forgetting Everythin'
I'll Forget Everythin'
Verse 8
Forget Everythin'
Forever But Not Today
When I Cannot, Cannot Say
No More Yesterdays
No More Yesterdays
Outro 1
