Reff :
I've Got Stories That Could Make
The Monsters Under Your Bed Cry..
Welcome To My Life,
It Plays Out Just Like A True Crime..
Romance And Bad Guys..
And Plot Twists And Vampires..
And I Would Tell You The Truth,
But You'd Call Me A Liar..
White Chalk Outline,
Caution Tape And Flashing Lights
Let Me Tell You 'Bout The Night I Died..
I Pulled Up To The Party, Wide-Eyed,
Thinking That I Had Arrived
Eating All My Innocence In A Cherry Pie..
Now You'd Never Believe What
Barbies Doin' In The Bathroom..
Werewolves On The Hunt,
It's Not Even A Full Moon..
Superman, He Don't Have Superpowers
Just Liquid Courage..
And A Little White Powder..
Reff :
I've Got Stories That Could Make
The Monsters Under Your Bed Cry..
Welcome To My Life,
It Plays Out Just Like A True Crime..
Romance And Bad Guys..
And Plot Twists And Vampires..
And I Would Tell You The Truth,
But You'd Call Me A Liar..
Mary Had A Little Crush,
But Now Her Heart Is Broke..
Said He Was A Gentleman,
But Now He's Just A Ghost..
Leaned In, Kissed Her Neck And Said,
"No One Has To Know"..
But He Told Everyone He Knows,
Now Mary's Just A Joke
Prince Charming Is Just A Frog In Disguise
Who Gets A Lot Of Botox
And Memorizes His Lines..
Even Villains Look Good In A Suit And Tie
If They Have To Say It,
Well, They're Probably Not A Good Guy..
Reff :
I've Got Stories That Could Make
The Monsters Under Your Bed Cry..
Welcome To My Life,
It Plays Out Just Like A True Crime..
Romance And Bad Guys..
And Plot Twists And Vampires..
And I Would Tell You The Truth,
But You'd Call Me A Liar..
Glitter, Spandex, Porcelain, Plastic
Add Revenge, But Make It Romantic
Why's The Ending Have To Be Tragic?
Well, That's How You Make Hollywood Magic..
Reff :
I've Got Stories That Could Make
The Monsters Under Your Bed Cry..
Welcome To My Life,
It Plays Out Just Like A True Crime..
Romance And Bad Guys..
And Plot Twists And Vampires..
And I Would Tell You The Truth,
But You'd Call Me A Liar..
Yeah, I Would Tell You The Truth,
But You'd Call Me A Liar, Liar, Liar, Liar..
Yeah, I Would Tell You The Truth,
But You'd Call Me A Liar..
