Intro
Verse 1
If I Was A Glass Of Vodka
Maybe You Would Actually Wanna
Put Your Lips On Me And Just Drift Away
We Could Stay Up All Night Together
I Could Make You Feel So Much Better
At Least Until You Wake Up The Next Day
Pre-Chorus
I'd Kiss You, Make You Tipsy
I'd Fuck You 'Til You're Dizzy
I Could Be The Thing You Wanna Taste
Chorus
If I Was Your Vice
I'd Make You Feel Good, Get You High
If I Could Be Enough To Drown The Bitter Out
Then You Wouldn't Have To Wake Up On The Floor
If You Could Trade Me For
Your Whiskey And Coke
Interlude
Verse 2
If I Was A Glass Of Champagne
I Could Make You Feel Like A Champ, Babe
I Could Mix Some Sparkle Into All That Sad (Ah-Ah-Ah)
Make You Feel Warm And Fuzzy
Drown Out All The Bad With Bubbly
Make You Feel Like Your Life Ain't In The Trash
Pre-Chorus
Yeah, I'd Kiss You, Make You Tipsy
I'd Fuck You 'Til You're Dizzy
Give You Quite The Buzz And Make It Last
Chorus
If I Was Your Vice
I'd Make You Feel Good, Get You High
If I Could Be Enough To Drown The Bitter Out
Then You Wouldn't Have To Wake Up On The Floor
If You Could Trade Me For
Your Whiskey And Coke
Post-Chorus
(Oh-Oh-Oh)
Your Whiskey And Coke
(Oh-Oh-Oh) Oh
Outro
If I Was A Glass Of Red Wine
Maybe You Would Let Me Into Your Mind
Maybe I Could Help You Sleep Or Help You Cope
I Could Fish You Out From The Deep End
I Could Take The Edge Off The Feeling You Can't Ignore
If You Could Trade Me For
Your Whiskey And Coke