I Killed A Man In Kansas City
'Cause I Thought He Read My Mail
And I Was Forced To Leave Missouri
When I Skipped Out On My Bail
And I Got A Union Job In Tulsa
Removin' Lead From The County Drains
And I Split Town When I Robbed A Wendy's
'Cause By The Way, I Love Cocaine
And Meth, Hoo-Ha!
Chorus
When I'm Wanderin'
That's My Life
Well, I Stayed Up With A Whore All Night
And Now She's My Wife
And When I'm Wanderin'
That's What I Do
Well You Can Find Me, Maybe, Baby,
Upstairs With You Makin' Love,
Then I'm Gone, 'Cause I Am Wanderin'
I Went To Jail In Tallahassee
For Haulin' Bootleg Bacon Grease
And I Met Ronald Reagan's Grandson
And We Got Married For A Week
For Tax Purposes And Also For Sex
I Got Shot To Death Down In New Orleans
But They Brought Me Back To Life In A Creole Bar
A Voodoo Shaman Did Some Voodoo On Me
Then She Stole Four Hundred Bucks And Keyed My Car
Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah When I'm Wanderin'
Never Knowin' My Old Man
I Tried To Leave My Wife Last Night, Oh Lord
And She Shot Me In The Leg
Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah When I'm Wanderin'
Couldn't Tell You Half The Things I Did
Man, I Know They're Out There Somewhere
(Huh, Who You Talkin' 'Bout?)
Fuck I Know That I Got Kids
Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah When I'm Wanderin'
And When The Devil Rings My Bell
Well, Only Pussies Go To Heaven
That's Why I'm Stayin' Here In Hell
Oh My God, I Love Cocaine
