Intro
Verse 1
Gas Prices Are High
Maybe That's Why
His Truck Can't Pick Me Up
Might Buy Me A Drink
But Dinner? Oh, Please
That's Asking For Too Much
Verse 2
They're In High Demand
And Short Supply
Those Normal, Nice
And Stand-Up Guys
Who Say What They Mean And Never Leave You Guessing
This World Is In A Real Good Men Recession
Chorus
Why Are They One In A Million?
That's The Million-Dollar Question
My Heart Is Headed For One Great Depression
Don't They See A Girl Like Me Is Well Worth The Investment
Of Time And Attention?
This World Is In A Real Good Men Recession
Verse 3
It's All Risk, No Reward
They Don't Hold The Door
And They Sure Won't Make A Plan
Unless He's Texting You Late
Just Saying, "Hey
Wanna Meet Up With My Friends?"
Verse 4
Now Girls Say They're On The Market
But It Crashed
'Cause Chivalry Is In The Past
They Used To Go To War, And Now They're Scared To Show Affection
This World Is In A Real Good Men Recession
Chorus
Why Are They One In A Million?
That's The Million-Dollar Question
My Heart Is Headed For One Great Depression
Don't They See A Girl Like Me Is Well Worth The Investment
Of Time And Attention?
This World Is In A Real Good Men Recession
Bridge
It Should Be On The Evening News And The New York Times Front Page
How You Can't Put Stock In Any Promise That Any Boy Makes These Days
I Ain't No Expert When It Comes To Economics, But It's Obvious They're Trending In A Downward
Direction
Outro
This World Is In A Real Good Men Recession
Yeah, This World Is In A Real Good Men Recession
