Intro
Verse 1
You're Giving Your Two Cents To Some Guy
I'm Getting Spoon-Fed The Punch Line
I Can Hardly Remember What Else Happened
I Can Picture The End But The Rest Lapses
Holding Your Hand On The Drive Home
Pour You A Glass Til It's Half Full
It's A Juvenile Thing But It Forms Habit
It's The Dog In The Ring With The Poor Rabbit
Chorus
Oh, Let Another Dinner Go Cold
Swearing Like A Sailor Gone Rogue
Say You're At The End Of Your Rope
Well I Can Cut You Some Slack Then
Hanging On The Edge Of Your Chair
Whisper That I'm Being Unfair
If You Don't Split Me Down The Middle I'll Meet You There
Verse 2
Taking The Train Out To Ipswich
Sit And Complain 'Bout A Sandwich
It's A Trivial Thing But It Kills Magic
It's The Weight On The Springs Of An Old Mattress
Spending Some Time At My Own Apartment
But Everything's Fine, Just Need Time Apart
When You're Stiff As The Sword Jammed Into The Stone
Yeah, You Made Up Your Mind Don't You Think I Know
Chorus
Let Another Dinner Go Cold
Swearing Like A Sailor Gone Rogue
Say You're At The End Of Your Rope
Well I Can Cut You Some Slack Then
Hanging On The Edge Of Your Chair
Whisper That I'm Being Unfair
If You Don't Split Me Down The Middle I'll Meet You There
Bridge
I Can Be Sentimental
I Can Be Soft And Gentle
Give Me Any Odd Shape To Trace And I'll Become The Stencil
I Can Keep My Breath Bated
I Can Be Poised And Patient
You Can't Ask A Half Moon To Wax Before It's Finished Waning
Interlude
Chorus
Oh, Let Another Dinner Go Cold
Swearing Like A Sailor Gone Rogue
You Say You're At The End Of Your Rope
Well I Can Cut You Some Slack Then
Hanging On The Edge Of Your Chair
Whisper That I'm Being Unfair
If You Don't Split Me Down The Middle I'll Meet You There