Strumming Pattern: Dd Udu
*: Play Once
Intro
Play Strumming Pattern 2X Palm Muted
Verse 1
She's Quite Nice And Fun And Clever
Looks Good Too, A Great Pretender
Yeah No Offense, But Are You Pregnant?
I'm Just Asking
He Aged Like Wine, Oh It's So Classy
But Her Fine Lines Are Getting Messy
No Offense, But It Ain't Sexy
I'm Just Flexing
Careful, Those Fillers Look So Cheap
Chorus
I've Looked Far And Wide
Down By The Riverside
But When And Where Did I Ask For Your Opinion?
I've Been Going Back
But My Memory Seems To Lack
Yeah When And Where Did I Ask For Your Opinion?
Verse 2
Keep That Child Or You're A Killer
And I'm A Dad, I'm Not A Villain
Now Where's That Smile?
Don't Be So Bitter
I'm Just Checking
Baggy Clothes?
Don't Hide Your Figure
But Not That Short, You're Not A Stripper
Just Save That Until After Dinner
Count Your Blessings
Baby, You Know I'm Happy To Help
Chorus
I've Looked Far And Wide
Down By The Riverside
But When And Where Did I Ask For Your Opinion?
I've Been Going Back
But My Memory Seems To Lack
Yeah When And Where Did I Ask For Your Opinion?
Post-Chorus
I Don't Talk Shit 'Bout Your Small
When And Where Did I Ask For Your Opinion?
Can't Be So Mean In Skinny Jeans
When And Where Did I
Verse 3
Major Chords To Keep It Happy
Cause This Won't Sell If I'm That Angry
Young Dumb Blonde Who's Clearly Begging
For Attention (So Give Me Some)
Chorus
I've Looked Far And Wide
Down By The Riverside
But When And Where Did I Ask For Your Opinion?
I've Been Going Back
But My Memory Seems To Lack
Yeah When And Where Did I Ask For Your Opinion?
Post-Chorus
I Don't Talk Shit 'Bout Your Small
When And Where Did I Ask For Your Opinion?
Can't Be So Mean In Skinny Jeans
When And Where Did I Ask For Your Opinion?
