Intro
Verse 1
I Got Bit On A Friday Night
There Was Poison In My Stream
Saturday Came, I Wasn't Feeling Right
Staring Down My Coffee Machine
I Found The Dog, Plucked The Hair
Looked For You, But You Weren't There
I Wasn't Gonna Go On A Tear
But You Can't Plan For Everything
Chorus
Day Drinking, If It's One It May As Well Be Two
Day Drinking, I Just Run Out Of Reasons Not To
Instrumental
Verse 2
Smelling Like Shit On A Fresh-Cut Lawn
I Walked Into The Store
Something For Now, Something For Later On
And I'll Probably Be Back For More
I Told Myself, I Didn't Listen
Blew The Lid Off And It Went Missing
Monday Morning, I'll Be Moaning And Pissing
Wondering What I Did It For
Chorus
Day Drinking, If It's One It May As Well Be Two
Day Drinking, I'd Rather Be Back With You
Instrumental
Verse 3
The Last Time That I Looked Up
There Were Other People Here
Laughing Hard Into Their Cups
Talking And Spilling Beer
I Wake Up, I Go To Bed
Try Not To Do Things That I'll Regret
My Friends Tell Me It's All In My Head
And Then They All Disappear
Chorus
Day Drinking, If It's One It May As Well Be Two
Day Drinking, I Just Run Out Of Reasons Not To
Outro