Chord Chart
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B --1---1---0---0---1---1----3----3-----1---1-----0---0-
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Verse 1
Late Last Night I Was Sitting There Wondering
Bout The Hemmin And The Hawin And The Lightnin And Thunderin
I'd Only Ever Seen It In Screenshots
Of The Old Man Going Postal
So I Made An Account, On Truth Social
Verse 2
I Saw Ai Tits And Tantrums And Fits
I Got A Digital Hit Of Ivermectin
I Saw A Meme Of The King In The Arms Of Jesus
I'll Admit It Was A Strange Direction
All Caps No Brakes, And Some Real Hot Takes
And They Really Only Like The Whites
It Was A Christ Is King I Got A Big Ding-A-Ling
We're Gonna Blow You Up With All Our Might
Verse 3
Misinterpreted Verses In Cursive Disperses
Upon Memes Made In Ms Paint
It Was A Michelin It Was A Gourmet Blend
A Cornucopia Of Christian Hate
Now I Don't Need More Proof, I Can't Handle The Truth
I Got All That I Need From My Toes To My Tooth
I've Been To X And I've Been To Threads
This Was A Cyber Senior Care Of Empty Threats
If Your First 50 Years Are Spent Without A Computer
Then The Internet's Gonna Melt Your Brain My Duder
Make A Bargain, And Let Me Save Ya From The Peril
You Get Off Of The Truth, I'll Take You Out To Cracker Barrel
