Chord Chart
E --3----3----0---0---2----2----------------------2---2------------------------3--
B --0----1----1---1---1----1-----3-------3--------3---3----1----1-----1---3----2--
G --0----0----0---0---2----2-----0-------0--------2---2----0----0-----2---4----2--
D --0----2----2---2---0----------4-------4--------0--------2----2-----2---4----2--
A --2---------3---3--------0-----5--------------------0----0----------0---2----0--
E --3----3--------3----------------------5----------------------0-----------------
Intro
Long Ago In Another Century
Hank Hill Uttered This Holy Verse
He Said "You're Not Making Christianity Better.
You're Making Rock'n'roll Worse."
Verse 1
No You Don't Know Any Better Than I,
What's Gonna Happen When You Die
And, You Don't Know Any Different From Me,
If We're Goin' To Hell Or Getting Groceries
And, You Don't Know But You're So Sure,
The Books That You Read, And The Things That You Heard
Well I Hope That Helps You On Your Search
I Ain't Going To Hell, But I Sure As Hell Ain't Going To Church
Verse 2
Now I Ain't Got A Problem We Can't Solve
By Dragging Me Down To An Altar Call
I Don't Want To Hear No Thin Veiled Speech
And Then Go And Have Mexican To Eat
I Need Money, Time And To Feel Free
They're Up There Sunday Taking All Three
Climb Down Off Of The Holy Perch
I Ain't Going To Hell, But I Sure As Hell Ain't Going To Church
Interlude
Call Jesus, Mohamed, Buddha And Krishna
Tell Them All I'm Sorry And I'll Be Right With Ya
Tell Joseph Smith And Ole L. Ron
I Politely Decline Whatevers Goin' On
I Wish You Cult The Best Of Luck
May Your Comet Arrive On Time
And May You Make A Tax Free Buck
Verse 3
Now I Don't Know Any Different Than You
If God Is An Alien Or If He's A Jew
And You Don't Know, The're Ain't No Way To Tell
If He'd Think That's Funny Or He'd Send Me To Hell
And You Don't Know Any Better Than Us
If Jesus Rode A Donkey Or A Magic Bus
May Your Life Last Longer Than Your Skirt
I Ain't Going To Hell, But I Sure As Hell Ain't Going To Church
N.c
Good Lord Pick It
Instrumental
Good Lord Pick It
Verse 4
Now I Don't Know Not One Thing More
Than Anybody Else That's Ever Been Here Before
But It's All Made Up, And That's Just Great
If I'm Going To Hell It's Gonna Have To Wait
I Don't Know What Happened, I Don't Know What's Next
Oh, The Joy, Of Religious Sex
Good Luck Pilgrim, On Your Search
I Ain't Going To Hell, But I Sure As Hell Ain't Going To Church
Outro
