Intro
Ma Chère Mademoiselle,
It Is With Deepest Pride And Greatest Pleasure That We Welcome You Tonight
And Now, We Invite You To Relax, Let Us Pull Up A Chair
As The Dining Room Proudly Presents: Your Dinner
Hook 1
Be Our Guest, Be Our Guest Put Our Service To The Test
Tie Your Napkin 'Round Your Neck, Chérie And We Provide The Rest
Soupe Du Jour, Hot Hors D'oeuvres Why, We Only Live To Serve
Try The Grey Stuff, It's Delicious Don't Believe Me? Ask The Dishes
They Can Sing, They Can Dance After All, Miss, This Is France
And A Dinner Here Is Never Second Best
Go On, Unfold Your Menu Take A Glance And Then
You'll Be Our Guest Oui, Our Guest, Be Our Guest
Hook 2
Beef Ragout, Cheese Soufflé Pie And Pudding, En Flambé
We'll Prepare And Serve With Flair A Culinary Cabaret
You're Alone And You're Scared But The Banquet's All Prepared
No One's Gloomy Or Complaining While The Flatware's Entertaining
We Tell Jokes, I Do Tricks With My Fellow Candlesticks
Und It's All In Perfect Taste, That You Can Bet
Come On And Lift Your Glass You've Won Your Own Free Pass
To Be Our Guest If You're Stressed, It's Fine Dining We Suggest
Be Our Guest, Be Our Guest, Be Our Guest
Bridge
Life Is So Unnerving For A Servant Who's Not Serving
He's Not Whole Without A Soul To Wait Upon
Ah, Those Good Old Days When We Were Useful
Suddenly Those Good Old Days Are Gone
Ten Years We've Been Rusting Needing So Much More Than Dusting
Needing Exercise, A Chance To Use Our Skills
Most Days, We Just Lay Around The Castle
Flabby, Fat, And Lazy You Walked In And Oops-A-Daisy
Hook 3
It's A Guest, It's A Guest Sake's Alive, Well I'll Be Blessed
Wine's Been Poured And Thank The Lord I've Had The Napkins Freshly Pressed
With Dessert, She'll Want Tea And My Dear, That's Fine With Me
While The Cups Do Their Soft-Shoein' I'll Be Bubblin', I'll Be Brewin'
I'll Get Warm, Piping Hot Heaven's Sakes, Is That A Spot?
Clean It Up, We Want The Company Impressed
We've Got A Lot To Do, Is It One Lump Or Two?
For You, Our Guest She's Our Guest She's Our Guest Be Our Guest
Hook 4
Be Our Guest, Be Our Guest Our Command Is Your Request
It's Ten Years Since We've Had Anybody Here And We're Obsessed
With Your Meal, With Your Ease Yes, Indeed, We Aim To Please
While The Candlelight's Still Glowing Let Us Help You, We'll Keep Going
Outro
Course By Course, One By One 'Til You Shout, "Enough, I'm Done"
Then We'll Sing You Off To Sleep As You Digest
Tonight, You'll Prop Your Feet Up But For Now, Let's Eat Up
Be Our Guest, Be Our Guest, Be Our Guest
Please Be Our Guest
Ending [a tempo]
