Refrain
Railroad Bill, Oughta' Be Killed
Never Work And He Said He Never Will
And That's Right For Old Railroad Bill
Verse 1
Railroad Bill, Sittin' On A Hill
Lightin' Six Dollars With A Ten Dollar Bill
And That's Right For Old Railroad Bill
Verse 2
Railroad Bill, Mean Evil Man
Shot Him A Lantern From The Breakman Hand
And That's Right To Old Railroad Bill
Verse 3
Railroad Bill, The Bully Of This Town
He's The Only One Who Dogs Poor Me Around
And That's Right For Old Railroad Bill
Verse 4
Railroad Bill, Took My Wife
Threatened To Me That He'd Sure Take My Life
And That's Right For Old Railroad Bill
Verse 5
Goin' On The Mountain, Take My Stand
Put A 41 Gun In My Right And Left Hand
And That's Right For Old Railroad Bill
Verse 6
Railroad Bill, Gonna Take His Rest
Let A 41 Rocket Sleep Dead In His Chest
And That's Right For Old Railroad Bill
Verse 7
Get My Gun, And Long, Long Chain
Grab Me A Hatchet And Bust Out His Brain
That's Right For Old Railroad Bill
Verse 8
Railroad Bill, Gon' Take A Ride
I'm Gonna Drag His Corpse Across The Countryside
And That's Right For Old Railroad Bill
Verse 9
Railroad Bill, He In That Ground
Nobody Here Gonna Dog Poor Me Around
And That's Right For Old Railroad Bill
Instrumental
Verse 10
This Is My Girl, She's Goin' Cross The Town
She's Just A Plain Old Everyday Old Clown
She Left Me For Old Railroad Bill
Verse 11
Now That Bill Dead, What You Gon' Do?
Go Across The Mountain In Your Ballyhoo
And That's Right For Old Railroad Bill
Verse 12
Your Hair Ain't Cey, Like A Horse's Mane
You Ain't Gonna Sit Here And Drive Poor Me Insane
Go Back To Old Railroad Bill
Verse 13
Drink Your Wine, Out The Crystal Cup
'Cause Your Man's In That Graveyard And Never Gon' Wake Up
You Can Die With Old Railroad Bill
Verse 14
Hair Ain't Cy, Your Eye Ain't Blue
You Don't Want Me As Sitch I Don't Want You
And That's Right For Old Railroad Bill
Verse 15
I Started 'Kill That Woman, As She Lay Across The Bed
Looks Sure Have Bitch Took Back Everything I Said
She Didn't Go Back To Railroad Bill
Verse 16
'Cause I Did That Woman Like A Jerzey Cow
Took Her To The Bedroom Then Quit Her Anyhow
So She Go Back To Old Railroad Bill
Verse 17
And I Said "Talk About Your Honey, You Oughta See Mine:
She's Humpbacked, She's Bowlegged, She's Crippled And Blind
She's Better'n You And Old Railroad Bill"
Verse 18
Now Listen Here Girl, Do You Think I'm Mean
Just 'Cause I'm Living Off Pork And Beans
I'm Gonna Go Old Railroad Bill
Railroad Bill, Dead And Gone
Now Everybody Gonna Leave Poor Me Alone
And That's Right For Old Railroad Bill
Refrain
Railroad Bill, Oughta' Be Killed
Never Work And He Said He Never Will
And That's Right For Old Railroad Bill
Outro