Intro
Verse 1
Don't You Hate All The Snow And The Ice Up On Your Tree?
Don't You Hate How Dry Your House Gets After You Turn On The Heat?
Don't You Hate Those Ugly Sweaters That You Need To Keep You Warm?
Well, Thanks To Greenhouse Gases, You Won't Need Them Anymore.
Chorus
We'll Have A Climate Change Christmas From Now Until Forever.
Warming Our Hearts And Minds And Planet Altogether.
Spirits High And Oceans Higher.
Chestnuts Roast On Wildfires.
If Coal Is On Your Wish List,Merry Climate Change Christmas.
Verse 2
Can't You See, Finally, Going Caroling In Shorts?
Ain't It Better Now You Never Have To Shovel Off Your Porch?
And Sure,Those Natural Disasters Might Leave Some Folks In Despair.
But It Feels So Philanthropic, Sending Out Your Thoughts And Prayers.
Chorus
We'll Have A Climate Change Christmas From Now Until Forever.
Warming Our Hearts And Minds And Planet Altogether.
Frozen Souls And Ice Caps Melting.
Snowman Cookies In Our Bellies.
If Sunshine’s On Your Wish List,Merry Climate Change Christmas.
Bridge
All The Reindeer Have Drowned, But Santa's Still Flying, Making Today Deliveries With Amazon Prime.
We'll Still Have The Presents And The Parties And Lights.
The Season Just Won't Be White.
Chorus
We'll Have A Climate Change Christmas From Now Until Forever.
Warming Our Hearts And Minds And Planet Altogether.
If We Want To Do Something To Change It.
Then We Might As Well Embrace It
Whatever’s On Your Wish List,Merry Climate Change Christmas.
Outro
Climate Change Christmas.
And Happy Climate Change New Year.
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