Intro
Verse 1
Well, I Thought About You On The Way To Work And It Occurred To Me
I Want You To Know
I Know It Always Hurts When I'm A Jerk When I’m At Work
What Am I Doing It For?
Pre-Chorus
I've Resolved To Try And Find A
Way Inside Of Your Vagina
And To That End I'm Sorta Tryna
Get You Alone
Chorus
Why Don’t You Just Get Married To The Next Guy Impressed By
Your Spit-Shiny Hair?
I Run Into You In Bed-Stuy At Best Buy
And There's No Hiding There, Though I Did Try
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven
Baby, All Good Children Go To Heaven
Baby, All Good Singers Purchase Zyns
At The 7-Eleven In The Tins
Verse 2
I Purchase The Car Straight Off The Lot
I'm Pеrched In A Bar, The Blow In A Sock
And I Think Of You A Lot
All The Timе In Fact, My God
Pre-Chorus
Resolved To Try And Find A
Way Inside Of Your Vagina
And To That End I'm Sorta Tryna
Get You Alone
Chorus
Why Don't You Just Get Married To The Next Guy Impressed By
Your Chest Size? Who Cares?
I Run Into You In Best Buy, And That's Why
I Go Shopping There All Of The Time
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven
Baby, All Gang Bangers Go To Heaven
Get Surrounded By A Thousand Virgins
Just Depending On The Version That You Use
Interlude
Oh, God
Instrumental Break
Chorus
Why Don't You Just Get Married To The Next Guy Impressed By
Your Spit-Shiny Hair?
I Run Into You In Best Buy, And That's Why
I Go Shopping There All Of The Time
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven
Baby, All Good Children Go To Heaven
Baby, All Good Singers Purchase Zyns
At The 7-Eleven In The Tins