Chorus
I Walk Around, Twelve Am, And I Think To Myself
What's The Point Of Going On If I'm Ugly As Hell?
I Come Home And Write A Song About Bein' A Chud
My Rent's Due, Now My Cortisol Is High As Hell
Post-Chorus
And I Cannot Kill Myself 'Cause I Don't Want A Funeral
If I Kill Myself, Someone's Gonna Have My Girlfriend
So, My Best Bet Is To Join The Army
And Die Frontlines, Fighting For Misery, Oh
Chorus
I Walk Around, Twelve Am, And I Think To Myself
What's The Point Of Going On If I'm Ugly As Hell?
I Come Home And Write A Song About Bein' A Chud
My Rent's Due, Now My Cortisol Is High As Hell
Post-Chorus
And I Cannot Kill Myself 'Cause I Don't Want A Funeral
If I Kill Myself, Someone's Gonna Have My Girlfriend
So, My Best Bet Is To Join The Army
And Die Frontlines, Fighting For Misery, Oh
Outro
Walk Around, Twelve Am, And I Think To Myself
