Verse
He's Your Uncle Not Your Dad,
He's The Best Friend You Ever Had So Come On Dig, Dig, Dig
In Until T Hurts Just Remember Pearl
Harbor (The Alamos And Nothing Could Be Worse)
Verse 2
He's Your Favorte Relative And He Needs A Lot To Lve So Just Bring, Bring, Bring
Everything Until You Bleed (And He'l Send Back What He Don't Need)
Verse 3
If Your Not In Form Ten-Forty's Your Salvation
By Deprivation Of Temptation (Dark And
Blondes
Verse 4
I Hear Are Not Deductible) Oh Say Can You See If There's Anything Left For Me
When He Cals You As He May Do
Don't Be Frightened Red White And Blue Just Be Thankful
You Don't Lve In Leningrad He's Your Uncle, Not Your Da D
Verse 5
If Your Honest You Don't Have To Shake And Shiver
The Food Is Lousy Up The River
(It's Give And Take And He Does All The Taking) Oh Say Can You See If There's Anything Left
For Me Life Has Two Things You Can't Subtract (Death And Taxes To Be Exact)
Outro
So Just Pa-Pa-Patriotically Declare He's Your Uncle,
He's Your Uncle, Not Your Dad
